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8.000 VICE-snippets · 8.000 GTA-regels
| Tekst | Bron | |
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| You gotta get back to the basics, because that's your problem. You know what a great aphrodisiac is? Anger. Pain is even better. Just don't take it too far. That's why grudge sex is the best sex you can have. | GTA IV · Bas Rutten (Weazel) | Maak vraag |
| Yeah, great! Just what the world needs! Another book about how to solve conflict with a nail gun and a bad temper. You heteros are all the same. Let's go to the phones. | GTA IV · Jeremy St. Ives (Weazel) | Maak vraag |
| I have no idea what you're just talking about but hey, listen, I'm sure it's covered in my next book. Pre-order now to avoid disappointment, ladies and genemal. (Phew!) | GTA IV · Bas Rutten (Weazel) | Maak vraag |
| Yeah...well, you know what I don't turn a blind eye to? Blind people with the seeing eye dogs. They don't have to pick it up. I mean, I wish I could poop in public without having to pick it up. | GTA IV · Jeremy St. Ives (Weazel) | Maak vraag |
| Okay...I wanna tell you something. On the streets, everything is legal. Being a men...is legal. | GTA IV · Bas Rutten (Weazel) | Maak vraag |
| Yeah, that's--th-that's right. Difficult times. | GTA IV · Jeremy St. Ives (Weazel) | Maak vraag |
| Bas, don't, don't, I-I'm really scared. Maybe it's that serial killer everybody's talking about. | GTA IV · Jeremy St. Ives (Weazel) | Maak vraag |
| I know where you live. I'm watching you! I'm in your house! | GTA IV · Caller #1 (Weazel) | Maak vraag |
| So, who's on line eight? Hello? Who's there? | GTA IV · Bas Rutten (Weazel) | Maak vraag |
| How about going to the phones? I know it's time to go to the phone--Hey! Let's go to the phones! | GTA IV · Bas Rutten (Weazel) | Maak vraag |
| Two men in the bathroom talking, that's reality. That's where we can be ourselves. Talk about women, talk about love, and talk about snapping the vertebrae in the man's spine... | GTA IV · Bas Rutten (Weazel) | Maak vraag |
| Hey, you guys are taking forever in this bathroom! | GTA IV · Man (Weazel) | Maak vraag |
| '80s sitcom star and a passenger are paralyzed in what police say is part of a reality show. We're live on the scene. | GTA IV · Weazel News reporter (Weazel) | Maak vraag |
| Sir, you there on fire, could you face the camera please?. | GTA IV · Weazel News male reporter with a megaphone (Weazel) | Maak vraag |
| The best in political news and analysis. | GTA IV · Weazel News commercial narrator (Weazel) | Maak vraag |
| Ethnics are at it again! Weazel news is on the scene hovering at a safe level in our chopper. | GTA IV · Weazel News male reporter (Weazel) | Maak vraag |
| Are you a sex offender? find out tonight. | GTA IV · Weazel News female reporter (Weazel) | Maak vraag |
| How will you know if terror is about to win? | GTA IV · Weazel News commercial narrator (Weazel) | Maak vraag |
| Oh yeah, he sure could have! Or even a seven or a two! | GTA IV · Troy Burger (Weazel) | Maak vraag |
| It's the nine of clubs! You know, he could have gotten an ace or a queen! | GTA IV · Malcolm Fitzherbert (Weazel) | Maak vraag |
| Man, watching other people play cards is so exciting! | GTA IV · Malcolm Fitzherbert (Weazel) | Maak vraag |
| Next card is coming up. This tension is killing me! | GTA IV · Malcolm Fitzherbert (Weazel) | Maak vraag |
| It's a three! It's a three! It's a three! | GTA IV · Malcolm Fitzherbert (Weazel) | Maak vraag |
| Yes, it's ridiculous! We've had it all here tonight. Quite, uh... Q-Quite amazing! | GTA IV · Troy Burger (Weazel) | Maak vraag |
| It is all on this next three cards. Or the one after. | GTA IV · Troy Burger (Weazel) | Maak vraag |
| And for those new to our sport, where have you been? | GTA IV · Malcolm Fitzherbert (Weazel) | Maak vraag |
| His wife and mistress both looking on from the sidelines. Wait... oh, my god! | GTA IV · Malcolm Fitzherbert (Weazel) | Maak vraag |
| Oh yeah. Well, I'll tell you one thing – they are not men, they are not women. No – they are gods. | GTA IV · Troy Burger (Weazel) | Maak vraag |
| I mean, that kind of luck is what a serious training program can do to you. | GTA IV · Malcolm Fitzherbert (Weazel) | Maak vraag |
| Wait, she's gonna put it all in just like she's seen a pair of cowboys to ride. I tell you, that last round she won it with a hand full of doggie balls. | GTA IV · Malcolm Fitzherbert (Weazel) | Maak vraag |
| Well, she's one tough lady. I bet her pants smell like daisies. | GTA IV · Malcolm Fitzherbert (Weazel) | Maak vraag |
| Whoa, this is more exciting than chatting with a teen girl online. | GTA IV · Malcolm Fitzherbert (Weazel) | Maak vraag |
| Hoh, the crowds are going ballistic here in the desert! | GTA IV · Troy Burger (Weazel) | Maak vraag |
| Aaah, fantastic! I cannot believe that! He's folded! Take a look at that, ladies and gentlemen. You just saw history here tonight. Absolutely incredible! | GTA IV · Malcolm Fitzherbert (Weazel) | Maak vraag |
| Unbelievably big! That man is all about the flop. | GTA IV · Troy Burger (Weazel) | Maak vraag |
| What I guess I'm saying is that when that man rides the river, that river knows it's been ridden. | GTA IV · Troy Burger (Weazel) | Maak vraag |
| What? Can you take your hand off my leg...? | GTA IV · Malcolm Fitzherbert (Weazel) | Maak vraag |
| Lunacy! Five people died! Bet it all, don't play it safe and go home a winner. | GTA IV · Malcolm Fitzherbert (Weazel) | Maak vraag |
| Oh that's right. I mean seriously, what can you say about what we've seen so far? | GTA IV · Malcolm Fitzherbert (Weazel) | Maak vraag |
| Last week we brought you the greatest victory in the history of televised card gambling mayhem. Five men, looking with disgust at each other as their women look on in envy from the sidelines. | GTA IV · Malcolm Fitzherbert (Weazel) | Maak vraag |
| Facial hair makes you look like a pervert, or a hobo. Or someone covering a scar he got tossing salad in the joint. Now take your shaving to the extreme! | GTA IV · Excelsior Extreme 9 commerical male narrator (Weazel) | Maak vraag |
| Honey! The neighbors are calling the police! | GTA IV · Wife (Weazel) | Maak vraag |
| Honey! What are you doing sitting in your car in the driveway staring at your phone? Are your pants unbuckled? | GTA IV · Wife (Weazel) | Maak vraag |
| You know it's over when... You can't follow that. That's the end. | GTA IV · Ricky Gervais (Weazel) | Maak vraag |
| Absolutely right. You have to realize that everything around you is a weapon. | GTA IV · Bas Rutten (The Men's Room) | Maak vraag |
| And I start hitting with the wet part of the arm! I'm on a construction motif right now. Okay, let's go to the phones. | GTA IV · Bas Rutten (The Men's Room) | Maak vraag |
| You got to put yourself first or people will put you second, you know? I mean, history has some great examples of that. | GTA IV · Mike (The Men's Room) | Maak vraag |
| Ahhh, I think my heart stopped!! The left side of my face has gone numb! | GTA IV · Caller (The Men's Room) | Maak vraag |
| You know, you should try some aromatherapy. | GTA IV · Jeremy St. Ives (The Men's Room) | Maak vraag |
| Mhm. And I'm gonna be discussing rectal marital aids. | GTA IV · Jeremy St. Ives (The Men's Room) | Maak vraag |