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8.000 VICE-snippets · 8.000 GTA-regels
| Tekst | Bron | |
|---|---|---|
| But I... I-I don't know, what do we have in common? I like reading and art and philosophy and studying the universe. What do you like? | GTA IV · Alien (Republican Space Rangers) | Maak vraag |
| So, I-I brought you some beans. Y'all people like that, right? Beans... | GTA IV · Butch (Republican Space Rangers) | Maak vraag |
| Oh, thank you so much for coming. My family is starving! | GTA IV · Alien (Republican Space Rangers) | Maak vraag |
| ¡Sí--sí--sorry, señor bossman! England very pretty! | GTA IV · Julio (Republican Space Rangers) | Maak vraag |
| Uh... y-yeah. Anyway, it's another great day for spreading freedom, boys! What say we hit the hay--oh, but before we go... Julio! Abed! Ming-ho! Get your sorry tentacle arses out here on the double! | GTA IV · Commander (Republican Space Rangers) | Maak vraag |
| You try to soil this gistin' outpost to the homeland with your funny language and meringue-ay hoohah, and I'll shoot a load right in your fart box, boy! | GTA IV · Dick (Republican Space Rangers) | Maak vraag |
| Woah! Incoming combatant! Lock and load, prepare fire, boys, on my command! Fire! | GTA IV · Commander (Republican Space Rangers) | Maak vraag |
| D'oh! Hey, we've got a live one there, fellers! | GTA IV · Butch (Republican Space Rangers) | Maak vraag |
| Uh, anyway... you two shut your beer holes and be on the lookout for illegal imm-a-grants! | GTA IV · Commander (Republican Space Rangers) | Maak vraag |
| Hey, look at you, Mr. Fuckin' self-improvement elitist with your fancy learning. Hey look, I got all the educations I need. It's called a guuuun. | GTA IV · Dick (Republican Space Rangers) | Maak vraag |
| I'm just sayin', all them space movies you hear, you know, with them lasers and ships flyin' by... but you can't hear nothin' in space for real. Space is a vacuum cleaner, full'a dark matter, and impossibly dense. | GTA IV · Butch (Republican Space Rangers) | Maak vraag |
| Hey, uh... how come I can hear that gunshot? You know, sound don't travel through no space. | GTA IV · Butch (Republican Space Rangers) | Maak vraag |
| And somebody, anybody seen my medication for my angina? I mean, you! Boy! What's your name? | GTA IV · Milton Savanah (A History of Liberty City) | Maak vraag |
| And they were allowed to live amongst their own kind in the suburbs and feel safe! Even then, bridgin' tunnel was a dirty word, just like...flange.--"ohhhh"... | GTA IV · Milton Savanah (A History of Liberty City) | Maak vraag |
| ...as they rushed from one important appointment at the hat makers to another...at the witch burnings. | GTA IV · Jerome Pilchard (A History of Liberty City) | Maak vraag |
| Nothing unified residents of a city more than being squashed into one another on a subway train... | GTA IV · Jerome Pilchard (A History of Liberty City) | Maak vraag |
| And the city began work on a new project for its leisure class...a place of orgies and depravity... | GTA IV · Narrator (A History of Liberty City) | Maak vraag |
| --to amusing themselves by binge-drinking, swimming with their clothes on, and watching magic shows where people would search for a tiny man hidden in a woman's nether regions. | GTA IV · Jerome Pilchard (A History of Liberty City) | Maak vraag |
| Ha! The reason they're called red states is because of the bloodshed tryna get a buncha hillbillies to act like decent human beings! | GTA IV · Jerome Pilchard (A History of Liberty City) | Maak vraag |
| --pursuit of mutual self-loathing, and throwing bags full of turds at freaks. | GTA IV · Narrator (A History of Liberty City) | Maak vraag |
| The reason this war lasted for years was...it took so damn long to pack a rifle. | GTA IV · Milton Savanah (A History of Liberty City) | Maak vraag |
| ...the draft riots began. An emergency message was sent out by a telegram. | GTA IV · Jerome Pilchard (A History of Liberty City) | Maak vraag |
| ...and listening to rock bands that played two-hour guitar solos. | GTA IV · Narrator (A History of Liberty City) | Maak vraag |
| Plus, local manic depressives complained there was nothing tall enough to jump off and kill yourself. | GTA IV · Narrator (A History of Liberty City) | Maak vraag |
| Working-class vehicles, like lowriders and hybrids, were barred entirely. | GTA IV · Jerome Pilchard (A History of Liberty City) | Maak vraag |
| Noooo, not much! You know, only elegant carriages were allowed. | GTA IV · Jerome Pilchard (A History of Liberty City) | Maak vraag |
| Oh, yeah. It was really remarkable. They took a patch of open land and put a wall around it, and spent a lot of public money calling it a park! | GTA IV · Jerome Pilchard (A History of Liberty City) | Maak vraag |
| Scared of being left out of all the fun, early bankers showed they could destabilize society as well as anyone. In 1857, the markets of the exchange collapsed. | GTA IV · Narrator (A History of Liberty City) | Maak vraag |
| ...crime, sex, muggings, and especially rapes. | GTA IV · Narrator (A History of Liberty City) | Maak vraag |
| ...preferring stories of moral degeneracy... | GTA IV · Narrator (A History of Liberty City) | Maak vraag |
| To satisfy the carnal desires of the population, the city's first newspapers appeared in the late 1830's. Residents instantly demanded less political coverage... | GTA IV · Narrator (A History of Liberty City) | Maak vraag |
| The energy of the city would break over you like a fat woman climaxing. | GTA IV · Narrator (A History of Liberty City) | Maak vraag |
| ...a lot of rainbows, and like, policemen didn't wear any trousers, but, all he actually found was this, this sweatshop construction job. | GTA IV · Lennox Kincade (A History of Liberty City) | Maak vraag |
| You could get your knob slobbed for less than the price of a donut! It was a nation on the up! The politicians were having a field day; you couldn't get them to vote because they were all out having their knobs slobbed! | GTA IV · Gordon Peterson (A History of Liberty City) | Maak vraag |
| Yes, although they were free, the people lived in squalor. You could buy a young boy on the streets for um, you know, a few pence. It was a great time to be in the top 5% of the population. | GTA IV · Gordon Peterson (A History of Liberty City) | Maak vraag |
| Whatever... we saved their asses in WW2, get me some freedom fries! | GTA IV · Milton Savanah (A History of Liberty City) | Maak vraag |
| This was a war agitated by a number of musket companies, who knew they would win, whatever the outcome. | GTA IV · Gordon Peterson (A History of Liberty City) | Maak vraag |
| Americans felt, and, well, rightly so, that they shouldn't have to pay any taxes. Let the market sort it out! Poor people will die, rich people will win, welcome to progress! | GTA IV · Gertrude Leneau (A History of Liberty City) | Maak vraag |
| Taxes were reduced so everyone could afford their own firearm! And um, a pattern for the country was now set in stone: ignorant scared xenophobes armed to the teeth trying to protect their borders. | GTA IV · Narrator (A History of Liberty City) | Maak vraag |
| They traded beaver skins, a 17th century version of wife swapping, and partied late into the night. | GTA IV · Narrator (A History of Liberty City) | Maak vraag |
| Uh, yes, well, this truly was the city of the future! | GTA IV · Gordon Peterson (A History of Liberty City) | Maak vraag |
| Watching animals fuck, and betting on it. | GTA IV · Narrator (A History of Liberty City) | Maak vraag |
| All the things civilization had brought to bear on this land. | GTA IV · Narrator (A History of Liberty City) | Maak vraag |
| "It is a strange and fortuitous coincidence that lush future sight of commerce coincidentally shares the same name as me, for the locals call it, the Hum...boldt! Honestly!" | GTA IV · Narrator (A History of Liberty City) | Maak vraag |
| ...where our budget is cut every year and paid for more bombs. | GTA IV · Narrator (A History of Liberty City) | Maak vraag |
| Hellooo? Hellooooo? It is telling me...everything is going to be okay...as long as you buy and read my book very carefully. Will you do that? | GTA IV · Beatrix Fontaine (The Séance) | Maak vraag |
| No, I thought it was because I had a troubled childhood. | GTA IV · Candy (The Séance) | Maak vraag |
| Okay, you are back. You have joined. Turn out the lights, get to your quiet place, then call. Join...The Séance. | GTA IV · Beatrix Fontaine (The Séance) | Maak vraag |
| Michael, it's very important. He's telling me the future of the world depends on it! | GTA IV · Beatrix Fontaine (The Séance) | Maak vraag |
| The guys...there's three of them, isn't there? | GTA IV · Beatrix Fontaine (The Séance) | Maak vraag |