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8.000 VICE-snippets · 8.000 GTA-regels
| Tekst | Bron | |
|---|---|---|
| I knew that. You're not a gondolier, are you? | GTA IV · Beatrix Fontaine (The Séance) | Maak vraag |
| That's great, but...what about my current boyfriend? | GTA IV · Martina (The Séance) | Maak vraag |
| Wait...wait...I'm getting something...you will meet him online. You should join an online dating service. Sleep with many men...therein lies your prince. | GTA IV · Beatrix Fontaine (The Séance) | Maak vraag |
| No, no, no, no, it doesn't mean anything! Spend a lot! Go for it! How do I meet him?! | GTA IV · Martina (The Séance) | Maak vraag |
| I'd love to, dearie, but spirit dollars are devalued these days due to the war on terror. Besides, immortal worlds need to earn some paper. | GTA IV · Beatrix Fontaine (The Séance) | Maak vraag |
| Have you got another credit card? The spirit world is telling me your first card bounced. | GTA IV · Beatrix Fontaine (The Séance) | Maak vraag |
| I am just a mouthpiece, dearie. The spirits speak through me. She's telling me something...something about diamonds and true love... | GTA IV · Beatrix Fontaine (The Séance) | Maak vraag |
| Don't tell me...I can feel a very powerful force...even before you spoke, I knew you were a woman with relationship troubles. Is your boyfriend the source of the trouble? | GTA IV · Beatrix Fontaine (The Séance) | Maak vraag |
| Where the hell do these liberal fascists get off trying to censor pornography?! | GTA IV · Caller #4 (The Richard Bastion Show) | Maak vraag |
| Thank you. Thank you, I agree completely, get to the point. | GTA IV · Richard Bastion (The Richard Bastion Show) | Maak vraag |
| First of all, I'd just like to say I love this show. Y'know it's, it's great, you're doin' a good job for this city! | GTA IV · Caller #4 (The Richard Bastion Show) | Maak vraag |
| I have named them after patriarchal influences, I'm drawing my inspiration from my kitties! | GTA IV · Caller #3 (The Richard Bastion Show) | Maak vraag |
| I-I have a great idea and I will try it at home and at work as I have four wonderful, darling babies. | GTA IV · Caller #3 (The Richard Bastion Show) | Maak vraag |
| I will not come on to men and sodomy is a sin, even if I crave it. | GTA IV · Julie and Richard (The Richard Bastion Show) | Maak vraag |
| I just wanted to call in and say that I absolutely love the show. | GTA IV · Caller #1 (The Richard Bastion Show) | Maak vraag |
| I'll tell you why. We did it for freedom, and for valuable munitions contracts. | GTA IV · Richard Bastion (The Richard Bastion Show) | Maak vraag |
| Yeah, um, I wanna talk about that guy's penis. It sounds awesome! | GTA IV · Caller #4 (The Richard Bastion Show) | Maak vraag |
| You're always going on and on about homeland security and executing slow people. But, I mean, I don't really care about the issues! I've got a lot of guns, and a pretty impressive penis! | GTA IV · Caller #3 (The Richard Bastion Show) | Maak vraag |
| Okay, now how can you tell this shit's religious, what is it, what's going on with it? | GTA IV · Richard Bastion (The Richard Bastion Show) | Maak vraag |
| He's sitting there, reading some religious shit. | GTA IV · Caller #2 (The Richard Bastion Show) | Maak vraag |
| Yeah, I-I'm on the train, and I see a guy who's a terrorist! This guy's really suspicious. | GTA IV · Caller #2 (The Richard Bastion Show) | Maak vraag |
| I'm with ya. Y'know, we've gotta monitor people's email. We gotta outlaw all the wrong religions, okay? Cause that way we can finally be free in this country. | GTA IV · Richard Bastion (The Richard Bastion Show) | Maak vraag |
| Absolutely! Breasts are filthy, cover 'em up, okay, don't make me pull out my boot knife and give you a mastectomy. | GTA IV · Richard Bastion (The Richard Bastion Show) | Maak vraag |
| I'd say more and more people need to stop breastfeeding in public. | GTA IV · Man #1 (The Richard Bastion Show) | Maak vraag |
| Yeah, shove a lit one up your ass! I want a broadcasting award! | GTA IV · Martin Serious (The Martin Serious Show) | Maak vraag |
| It's my first stunt of the day! I'm gonna duct-tape M-80s to my throat! | GTA IV · Smithy the Sidekick (The Martin Serious Show) | Maak vraag |
| Yeah, you always were a jackass if I may say so, Mr. S! | GTA IV · Smithy the Sidekick (The Martin Serious Show) | Maak vraag |
| Money, I mean. Hasn't changed me one bit. | GTA IV · Martin Serious (The Martin Serious Show) | Maak vraag |
| Okay, I think that's pretty much all we have time for today. | GTA V · Jo (The Fernando Show) | Maak vraag |
| I took the classes. I am a new man. I love all women equally. | GTA V · Fernando Martinez (The Fernando Show) | Maak vraag |
| Y-y...You're a woman hater! I've had about as much as I can take! G-Goodbye! | GTA V · Sue Murry (The Fernando Show) | Maak vraag |
| Uh--(stutters)--you see what I have to put up with?! Jo, you see?! Women hate each other...try to bring each other down...that's men getting into their brains! | GTA V · Sue Murry (The Fernando Show) | Maak vraag |
| I don't hate you because you're a woman. I hate you because you're a rich idiot who thinks you're better than everyone else. | GTA V · Phone Caller #5 (The Fernando Show) | Maak vraag |
| We all know women hating women is the worst form of misogyny. | GTA V · Sue Murry (The Fernando Show) | Maak vraag |
| Hi, Mrs. Murry. Big fan. I'm voting for you. I really am! | GTA V · Phone Caller #5 (The Fernando Show) | Maak vraag |
| Okay, okay. Let's go over here to line 5. Please, speak some sense. | GTA V · Jo (The Fernando Show) | Maak vraag |
| It's not important. I'm not to four hundred pounds now, you know. I can almost see my penis. | GTA V · Phone Caller #4 (The Fernando Show) | Maak vraag |
| Excuse me, what kind of shape are you in? | GTA V · Jo (The Fernando Show) | Maak vraag |
| I mean, gay guys keep it safe, at least. Well, most of them do. But wives? I don't think so. | GTA V · Phone Caller #4 (The Fernando Show) | Maak vraag |
| I'm not gay! I mean, I wish I was. Anyway, listen. Over eighty percent of marriages end in divorce. It's a historial fact. All women eventually turn into fat slobs! | GTA V · Phone Caller #4 (The Fernando Show) | Maak vraag |
| Hi, Ms. Murry! I'm gonna vote for you. I really appreciate how you reach out to the gay community. | GTA V · Phone Caller #4 (The Fernando Show) | Maak vraag |
| Keep telling yourself that, sister. Let's take another caller. | GTA V · Fernando Martinez (The Fernando Show) | Maak vraag |
| Wha-wha-wha...what are you talking about?! Never! Since I divorced my ex-husband and took all his money, I've pledged myself to a higher calling, public office, and political correctness. | GTA V · Sue Murry (The Fernando Show) | Maak vraag |
| My...goodness! I thought this was an intelligent station. | GTA V · Sue Murry (The Fernando Show) | Maak vraag |
| I'll come over and hit your kid right now! Hell, I'll come over and hit you! You sound like you need a spanking by a marine, and I'm the marine to do it! | GTA V · Alan McClean (The Fernando Show) | Maak vraag |
| Well, I'm sorry, Mr. McClean, but it's barbaric! Children should be coddled and never made to feel bad or actually respect authority. | GTA V · Sue Murry (The Fernando Show) | Maak vraag |
| Hey! I heard what you said about my book! | GTA V · Alan McClean (The Fernando Show) | Maak vraag |
| Now, you talked earlier about the debt ceiling? That's a big issue that is too often politicized. A lot of professional women in this state are hitting a glass ceiling. | GTA V · Sue Murry (The Fernando Show) | Maak vraag |
| This is true. Don't touch that child; you will get in big trouble if someone is watching. | GTA V · Fernando Martinez (The Fernando Show) | Maak vraag |
| Well...we better get that football team, cuz it's bad enough that this city has no real identity except...unhinged police and terrible TV! | GTA V · Phone Caller #3 (The Fernando Show) | Maak vraag |