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8.000 VICE-snippets · 8.000 GTA-regels
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| Yes, yes, okay. We have some people on the phone who have questions for Ms. Murry. | GTA V · Jo (The Fernando Show) | Maak vraag |
| Yes. Fernando was thinking about the gaping hole in our nation's security. We have to plug that hole. We are all exposed. Shut it tight! | GTA V · Fernando Martinez (The Fernando Show) | Maak vraag |
| Yes, that was unfortunate, but I stood up for what I deserved in divorce court. Our legal system recognizes the contribution a spouse makes to the other's success. | GTA V · Sue Murry (The Fernando Show) | Maak vraag |
| You had a very public divorce, Ms. Murry. | GTA V · Jo (The Fernando Show) | Maak vraag |
| I am working through some things. Terrible things. | GTA V · Fernando Martinez (The Fernando Show) | Maak vraag |
| Uh, uh, uh--Fernando! Equality, remember, equality, no sexism... | GTA V · Jo (The Fernando Show) | Maak vraag |
| You are probably just going to spend a lot of money redecorating and looking through catalogs. | GTA V · Fernando Martinez (The Fernando Show) | Maak vraag |
| Well, it's more of a metaphor. Listen, I've done a lot of thinking, and I've realized: the only way for women to move forward is if we all start to think in exactly the same way! | GTA V · Sue Murry (The Fernando Show) | Maak vraag |
| That's a fantastic pant suit you're wearing! A suit that looks like pants...you are a professional lady that does not show off the cleavage. | GTA V · Fernando Martinez (The Fernando Show) | Maak vraag |
| Uh...good to meet you! I'm so excited to finally be on your show! | GTA V · Sue Murry (The Fernando Show) | Maak vraag |
| Listen, I feel for you. I am very sorry, lady--I mean, woman, but I want you to listen to that chromosome. | GTA V · Fernando Martinez (The Fernando Show) | Maak vraag |
| Okay, okay. Let's go to our next caller. She's really upset. | GTA V · Jo (The Fernando Show) | Maak vraag |
| I sure as hell hope so, son, especially the latter. Now, you get your ass movin'! We've got to report to the recruitment kiosk at the mall! | GTA V · Commander (Republican Space Rangers) | Maak vraag |
| Uh...race cars...uh...titties! Uh, b-b-b-bacon, bacon titties! An idealized vision of the past? | GTA V · Dick (Republican Space Rangers) | Maak vraag |
| What the hell were you dreaming about there, soldier? | GTA V · Commander (Republican Space Rangers) | Maak vraag |
| Oh, well, it's a...it's a...that's a fucking...serious distraction right there. | GTA V · Dick (Republican Space Rangers) | Maak vraag |
| I want you. I fantasize about being physically and emotionally intimate with you, and rubbing things all over your... | GTA V · Luke (Republican Space Rangers) | Maak vraag |
| Shit, we're pinned down! Throw a grenade and I'll flank 'em. | GTA V · Dick (Republican Space Rangers) | Maak vraag |
| Soldiers, enough! Get to your bunks! Reveille at 0600 hours, mall at 0900. | GTA V · Soldier (Republican Space Rangers) | Maak vraag |
| I can assure you, that's not an issue. I've been in numerous theaters of war, and won top honors and only have one piercing. | GTA V · Luke (Republican Space Rangers) | Maak vraag |
| Depends, I'll show ya. It's in the back now! | GTA V · Dick (Republican Space Rangers) | Maak vraag |
| Now is a hoo-ha on the front or on the back? | GTA V · Butch (Republican Space Rangers) | Maak vraag |
| And a-a-a gay dude?! How am I supposed to focus on killing the enemy's family and burnin' his house down if I'm worried about some guy lookin' at my hoo-ha?! | GTA V · Dick (Republican Space Rangers) | Maak vraag |
| I ain't handin' out no fruity-cake leaflets! I need real military hoedown shit! I mean, entire planets on fire, screaming children, you know, that sort of thing. | GTA V · Dick (Republican Space Rangers) | Maak vraag |
| Oh, I love the mall! If you peek over the top of the changing room, hoo-wee! It's like a live show. | GTA V · Butch (Republican Space Rangers) | Maak vraag |
| Oh, no, no, no. Our new ammunition is knowledge. | GTA V · Soldier (Republican Space Rangers) | Maak vraag |
| Hoo-wee! We're givin' civilians live rounds? Exce-fucking-lent! | GTA V · Commander (Republican Space Rangers) | Maak vraag |
| Gentlemen, if you can stay focused, I have a dangerous mission for you. I need you to pack this ammunition and hand it out at the mall. | GTA V · Soldier (Republican Space Rangers) | Maak vraag |
| Haha, well, that's alright, boys, that's alright. | GTA V · President (Republican Space Rangers) | Maak vraag |
| I'm sorry we tried to kill you, Mr. President. We didn't like ya, 'cause you're an alien, and 'cause you's a liberal. | GTA V · Butch (Republican Space Rangers) | Maak vraag |
| I think this is the part where I came to the big tree. | GTA Vice City · Jonathan Freeloader (Pressing Issues) | Maak vraag |
| Enough! We're running out of time, and you completely failed to answer the question. | GTA Vice City · Maurice Chavez (Pressing Issues) | Maak vraag |
| So, with people being set such a bad example by a big business, how are they supposed to respect each other, to act safely in society, and how are they policed by a demoralized and underfunded police force? | GTA Vice City · Maurice Chavez (Pressing Issues) | Maak vraag |
| Uh, not true. Only 23 people have died, and several of them probably deserved it. | GTA Vice City · Alex Shrub (Pressing Issues) | Maak vraag |
| I believe in giving people a chance, not tying them down with lots of needless regulations. The fact is business is run by moral people who won't do anything illegal or try to get rich quickly. | GTA Vice City · Alex Shrub (Pressing Issues) | Maak vraag |
| So, Mr. Shrub, I take it you don't believe in regulation? | GTA Vice City · Maurice Chavez (Pressing Issues) | Maak vraag |
| Hmph, I thought you worked hard at school because the other kids laughed at you and called you a square. | GTA Vice City · Maurice Chavez (Pressing Issues) | Maak vraag |
| You've got to give a man a chance. Prisons are overflowing with wasted potential. Make the guilty men innocent once more, free them from themselves. | GTA Vice City · Callum Crayshaw (Pressing Issues) | Maak vraag |
| Not to say overopinionated and moronic, Mr. Crayshaw, how do we stop people running amok in the city with machine guns and heavy artillery? | GTA Vice City · Maurice Chavez (Pressing Issues) | Maak vraag |
| Like I said, possessions are not important at all. I'll pick up a hitchhiker in my convertible any day. The other day, I picked up a young woman and we discussed the non-violent solution to war. We called it peace. | GTA Vice City · Callum Crayshaw (Pressing Issues) | Maak vraag |
| Or her? Some of the best bikers are really women. Anyone can join our group. This is about poor people getting together. | GTA Vice City · Callum Crayshaw (Pressing Issues) | Maak vraag |
| Yes, but what about the guy getting beaten up on the street? Or the man having his motorcycle stolen? What about him? | GTA Vice City · Maurice Chavez (Pressing Issues) | Maak vraag |
| I'm talking about hopes, dreams, the magic of television, especially public television. Puppets can say what man cannot. | GTA Vice City · Callum Crayshaw (Pressing Issues) | Maak vraag |
| And what about the other crimes? It seems car crime, fashion crime, drugs, everything is on the rise! | GTA Vice City · Maurice Chavez (Pressing Issues) | Maak vraag |
| That is quite simple. Are you really saying that? | GTA Vice City · Maurice Chavez (Pressing Issues) | Maak vraag |
| Excellent, but back to the matter at hand, public safety. How do we get guns under control in this city? | GTA Vice City · Maurice Chavez (Pressing Issues) | Maak vraag |
| Mr. Shrub, you got elected on a campaign promising to reduce taxes to zero, but under your stewardship, we've seen taxes go up by 20% and services decline! | GTA Vice City · Maurice Chavez (Pressing Issues) | Maak vraag |
| I agree with that! People from other countries are good for nothin', that's why we have to keep teachin' them a lesson. I'll tell you what makes a real man: a truck to pull stuff and a couch to think on. | GTA Vice City · John F. Hickory (Pressing Issues) | Maak vraag |
| I'm 23, but I feel much older and wiser. I know everything. I've seen a lot of the world. | GTA Vice City · Callum Crayshaw (Pressing Issues) | Maak vraag |
| At the expense of society. Think of the little people. Poor people have no voice in this city. Every time I find a park to meditate in, someone brings in a bulldozer and builds condos. The madness must stop. | GTA Vice City · Callum Crayshaw (Pressing Issues) | Maak vraag |