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8.000 VICE-snippets · 8.000 GTA-regels
| Tekst | Bron | |
|---|---|---|
| Hey, hey, hey! Back down, buster, before I bust your balls! No confrontation. As they say in the movies: "I'm a man of peace, I'm done killing." Work with me. | GTA Vice City · Jeremy Robard (Pressing Issues) | Maak vraag |
| No. I'm still pissed off with you, you shoulder-pad-wearing shyster. | GTA Vice City · Maurice Chavez (Pressing Issues) | Maak vraag |
| Okay, right, this isn't going that well. Look, uh... | GTA Vice City · Maurice Chavez (Pressing Issues) | Maak vraag |
| You're scaring me. I wish you would smile and be happy. | GTA Vice City · Jenny Louise Crab (Pressing Issues) | Maak vraag |
| How profound. You've obviously got a lot of important things to tell the world. | GTA Vice City · Maurice Chavez (Pressing Issues) | Maak vraag |
| Usually with a pint of blood at dusk, then I light some candles and cry. | GTA Vice City · Konstantinos Smith (Pressing Issues) | Maak vraag |
| I know I'm really lucky to have the opportunity to learn about life. You can't control everything in life, so start a day with a smile and you'll end a day with one! | GTA Vice City · Jenny Louise Crab (Pressing Issues) | Maak vraag |
| Lucky bastards, I wish someone would kill me, then I could hang out in the graveyard all the time instead of just on weekends. | GTA Vice City · Konstantinos Smith (Pressing Issues) | Maak vraag |
| What? I-if you're going to inherit a lot of money? | GTA Vice City · Maurice Chavez (Pressing Issues) | Maak vraag |
| Like, everything is great. Well, like, well, like everything! | GTA Vice City · Jenny Louise Crab (Pressing Issues) | Maak vraag |
| I bet you wouldn't be so cheery if you had the black plague. Jenny's living in a fictional world. Goths like me, we see the world for what it is: dark songs of the night, black nail polish, very tight black jeans, man. | GTA Vice City · Konstantinos Smith (Pressing Issues) | Maak vraag |
| Well, life's great, isn't it? I mean, good things come my way because I hold each one close, because I deserve it! | GTA Vice City · Jenny Louise Crab (Pressing Issues) | Maak vraag |
| Great, great. And that time, fantastic! Did you see the sunrise this morning? It was gorgeous. I've been smiling all day ever since! | GTA Vice City · Jenny Louise Crab (Pressing Issues) | Maak vraag |
| Shut up! I'm warning you, this is my show, you shut your mouth! Shut it now and keep it shut! Do not push me, you shiny-suited prick. | GTA Vice City · Maurice Chavez (Pressing Issues) | Maak vraag |
| Eh, enough, enough, no more. Not a word from you until you are called upon again. | GTA Vice City · Maurice Chavez (Pressing Issues) | Maak vraag |
| Okay, okay, not right now. This isn't a commercial. And if you're not going to underwrite the station, I can let you read these blatant plugs. People pay for that. | GTA Vice City · Maurice Chavez (Pressing Issues) | Maak vraag |
| Hey, the ghetto, not the gutter! I didn't live in the gutter, I lived in the ghetto! I'm a survivor, not vermin, I'm from the streets! | GTA Vice City · Jeremy Robard (Pressing Issues) | Maak vraag |
| No, man, I'm mind-numbingly depressed. It's great. | GTA Vice City · Konstantinos Smith (Pressing Issues) | Maak vraag |
| Greetings, mortal. I hope this is good, I'm missing a seance to be here. | GTA Vice City · Konstantinos Smith (Pressing Issues) | Maak vraag |
| Shut it! Now, next question. Ask me anything, ask me anything you want... | GTA Vice City · Pastor Richards (Pressing Issues) | Maak vraag |
| Ugh, I'm bleeding...I need a proctologist... | GTA Vice City · Barry Stark (Pressing Issues) | Maak vraag |
| Damn right I am! Now I'll tell you about morality: morality is what I say is right and immorality is what I say is wrong! You gotta understand this. | GTA Vice City · Pastor Richards (Pressing Issues) | Maak vraag |
| No, no no, Mr. Pastor! It's alright. I think it's very right. Very right indeed. You're the boss, you're in charge, you're the king! | GTA Vice City · Maurice Chavez (Pressing Issues) | Maak vraag |
| Yes, I mean, no! No, you psychotic lunatic! Put that gun away, don't point it at me! | GTA Vice City · Maurice Chavez (Pressing Issues) | Maak vraag |
| EUGH! Get off of me, I'm happily divorced! | GTA Vice City · Maurice Chavez (Pressing Issues) | Maak vraag |
| Thanks, I'm getting cold. Quickly, it's okay to use tongues. | GTA Vice City · Barry Stark (Pressing Issues) | Maak vraag |
| Erhm, okay. Excuse me, I'm only doing this to save your life, I don't want to. | GTA Vice City · Maurice Chavez (Pressing Issues) | Maak vraag |
| No. Hold it, harder! Oh, that's so good! I need mouth-to-mouth. Maurice, please, I might die. | GTA Vice City · Barry Stark (Pressing Issues) | Maak vraag |
| Uh, do I have to? Can't you get someone else? | GTA Vice City · Maurice Chavez (Pressing Issues) | Maak vraag |
| NO! I am the sole judge of truth and decency! Get back, heathen, get back! | GTA Vice City · Pastor Richards (Pressing Issues) | Maak vraag |
| We've all got one, look how free I am. Mmm, the fan feels so good. I feel you. | GTA Vice City · Barry Stark (Pressing Issues) | Maak vraag |
| Hide yourself, boy! I warn you, I'm armed and I'm not afraid to use it! | GTA Vice City · Pastor Richards (Pressing Issues) | Maak vraag |
| Hey, stay away from me, I'm a celebrity! | GTA Vice City · Maurice Chavez (Pressing Issues) | Maak vraag |
| Don't be shy! Please, we've all got one. That means I'm happy. | GTA Vice City · Barry Stark (Pressing Issues) | Maak vraag |
| Ay, por favor, shut up! B-Barry, what are you doing? | GTA Vice City · Maurice Chavez (Pressing Issues) | Maak vraag |
| Why, thank you! I knew you'd understand. | GTA Vice City · Pastor Richards (Pressing Issues) | Maak vraag |
| No policeman has ever hit me with his truncheon! | GTA Vice City · Barry Stark (Pressing Issues) | Maak vraag |
| That's okay. Just try to behave, I think the sun must've got to you, or something. | GTA Vice City · Maurice Chavez (Pressing Issues) | Maak vraag |
| In the suburbs?! I bet your neighbors love you! How long do you wait? Don't you get arrested? | GTA Vice City · Maurice Chavez (Pressing Issues) | Maak vraag |
| Yes. Mean bitch, I hope she dies an agonizing death! | GTA Vice City · Michelle Montanius (Pressing Issues) | Maak vraag |
| What kind of people are there in your weirdo commune?! | GTA Vice City · Pastor Richards (Pressing Issues) | Maak vraag |
| That's a lie, sir, we come from the great meteor of truth! | GTA Vice City · Pastor Richards (Pressing Issues) | Maak vraag |
| Uh, well, it is a bit cold there. People put on clothes when it's cold. We evolved without a warm covering of hair. | GTA Vice City · Maurice Chavez (Pressing Issues) | Maak vraag |
| Yes, but don't you think it's important... | GTA Vice City · Maurice Chavez (Pressing Issues) | Maak vraag |
| Uh, what do you make of meddling in other people's business like an over-opinionated sociopath? | GTA Vice City · Maurice Chavez (Pressing Issues) | Maak vraag |
| Hey, hey hey hey, stop selling things on my show. You're not a value sponsor who supports the art of public radio, buddy. | GTA Vice City · Maurice Chavez (Pressing Issues) | Maak vraag |
| No, we worked through it. He was stressed, it's hard keeping a family together these days. | GTA Vice City · Jan Brown (Pressing Issues) | Maak vraag |
| What's so wrong with me? Why do you hate me, because I'm happy?! Jan, gimme a hug, I won't hurt you. And by the sound of things, your husband is doing the same right now with his secretary. | GTA Vice City · Barry Stark (Pressing Issues) | Maak vraag |
| Oh my goodness, get back behind that divider, please, I'm married! | GTA Vice City · Jan Brown (Pressing Issues) | Maak vraag |
| Because nobody is interested in seeing your "business", because we have standards of decency, which you are offending. | GTA Vice City · Pastor Richards (Pressing Issues) | Maak vraag |