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| That's because you're a woman. Calm down! | GTA Vice City Stories · Gordon Moorehead (Moorehead Rides Again!) | Maak vraag |
| And now a message from the stars. Here's a legend, bow to your prince... Mac DeMarco. | GTA Online · Julian Casablancas (Mac DeMarco's Cosmic Commute) | Maak vraag |
| Let's hear what the stars have to say... bow to greatness! | GTA Online · Julian Casablancas (Mac DeMarco's Cosmic Commute) | Maak vraag |
| Oh, you're scaring me now, Mr. Scientist. I'm all quiet like a scared DJ, man. | GTA III · Horace "The Pacifist" Walsh (K-JAH) | Maak vraag |
| This is the curse of the mummy, ha-ha-ha-ha! | GTA III · Scientist (K-JAH) | Maak vraag |
| Feel the riddim all around. We're here at K-JAH in studio 2. Because, y'know, one love plus one love make two. So, this is studio 2 with double the lyrics. | GTA III · Horace "The Pacifist" Walsh (K-JAH) | Maak vraag |
| But, iman is here to teach you what's right from wrong. | GTA III · Michael Prophet (K-JAH) | Maak vraag |
| While iman take love and make good friends... | GTA III · Michael Prophet (K-JAH) | Maak vraag |
| K-JAH, rhythm-earth-air-iron music! Music for the mummy masses! | GTA III · Horace "The Pacifist" Walsh (K-JAH) | Maak vraag |
| Put away the weapons and turn up the bass! It's time to relax, on K-JAH! | GTA III · Horace "The Pacifist" Walsh (K-JAH) | Maak vraag |
| Take it away and bring it back again, Mr. Scientist! Yeah! C'mon! Here we go now! | GTA III · Horace "The Pacifist" Walsh (K-JAH) | Maak vraag |
| Let's have that one again, 'cause I liked it so much the first time, I just want more. Rewind! | GTA III · Horace "The Pacifist" Walsh (K-JAH) | Maak vraag |
| Laughing vampires' dance, feel the voodoo curse!' | GTA III · Horace "The Pacifist" Walsh (K-JAH) | Maak vraag |
| Wh-wh-what are you talking about? All I wanna know is it natural to play doctor. | GTA Liberty City Stories · Timeout Dad (Heartland Values with Nurse Bob) | Maak vraag |
| , dummy! We'll only call a timeout when the quarterback is bleeding, and-an-and has dislocated his shoulder 7 plays ago! | GTA Liberty City Stories · life (Heartland Values with Nurse Bob) | Maak vraag |
| Oh, oh-oh-oh, that ain't right. Well, wh-what did you do to punish your kids? Timeout? | GTA Liberty City Stories · Nurse Bob (Heartland Values with Nurse Bob) | Maak vraag |
| I keep catching my children playing doctor! My 6-year old even made a speculum! | GTA Liberty City Stories · Timeout Dad (Heartland Values with Nurse Bob) | Maak vraag |
| I'm here to help. You rang the call, but what's on your mind? | GTA Liberty City Stories · Nurse Bob (Heartland Values with Nurse Bob) | Maak vraag |
| Whoa, God really broke the mold when he made you, he put you in the stupid mold and put in extra dumb juice! You shouldn't be reading books, you should be listening to me and then buy my book. Next caller. | GTA Liberty City Stories · shut your mouth, windbag! (Heartland Values with Nurse Bob) | Maak vraag |
| Yeah, mostly 'cause I listen to your show all the time and I tell people they should live by your advice. | GTA Liberty City Stories · Melissa (Heartland Values with Nurse Bob) | Maak vraag |
| Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. Stop. Do you want a divorce? Huh? Do you? Melissa, do you want a divorce? | GTA Liberty City Stories · Nurse Bob (Heartland Values with Nurse Bob) | Maak vraag |
| You think I'll make him a sissy? I mean, he already wears a dress. | GTA Liberty City Stories · Jeremy's Dad (Heartland Values with Nurse Bob) | Maak vraag |
| Okay, we're back, let's talk to the heartmen. | GTA Liberty City Stories · Nurse Bob (Heartland Values with Nurse Bob) | Maak vraag |
| I would go 3 or 4 times a week, my friends thought I was really into waterslides or theme parks. I'm so ashamed! | GTA Liberty City Stories · Chris (Heartland Values with Nurse Bob) | Maak vraag |
| Well, when a monogamous couple decides that... | GTA Liberty City Stories · Catherine (Heartland Values with Nurse Bob) | Maak vraag |
| Tell me now, tell me now, what is cheating? | GTA Liberty City Stories · Nurse Bob (Heartland Values with Nurse Bob) | Maak vraag |
| Oh, you better bet your best and brightest bonnet we're gonna fix it, and you know how? Get on the treadmill, fatty! | GTA Liberty City Stories · Nurse Bob (Heartland Values with Nurse Bob) | Maak vraag |
| Now, hold strong, now, it's okay. Now, describe your feelings and finally, exactly what you saw, and don't be afraid to get graphic. | GTA Liberty City Stories · Nurse Bob (Heartland Values with Nurse Bob) | Maak vraag |
| I came home and I found other women in my bed. | GTA Liberty City Stories · Catherine (Heartland Values with Nurse Bob) | Maak vraag |
| That's your solution?! Women, who wants to come up here and beat this man with a stick? | GTA Liberty City Stories · Nurse Bob (Heartland Values with Nurse Bob) | Maak vraag |
| My father taught me something: with women, if they'll do it with ya, they'll do it to ya, and I ain't talking about using the trademan's entrance. Have-have-have you ever heard of a coat hanger? | GTA Liberty City Stories · Nurse Bob (Heartland Values with Nurse Bob) | Maak vraag |
| Alright, welcome to the show. Thank you. | GTA Liberty City Stories · Nurse Bob (Heartland Values with Nurse Bob) | Maak vraag |
| It's the only way! Okay, people, let's fix it. | GTA Liberty City Stories · Nurse Bob (Heartland Values with Nurse Bob) | Maak vraag |
| Whoa whoa whoa whoa, whoa whoa whoa, how long have you been dating? | GTA Liberty City Stories · Nurse Bob (Heartland Values with Nurse Bob) | Maak vraag |
| Well, you're just gonna have to get happy in the same time nappy you just got crappy in! Look, I'm totally trained, I'm 45! | GTA Liberty City Stories · Nurse Bob (Heartland Values with Nurse Bob) | Maak vraag |
| He hides in his room, the home theater room, he doesn't eat, there's beer cans everywhere, he's constantly touching himself... | GTA Liberty City Stories · German Woman (Heartland Values with Nurse Bob) | Maak vraag |
| Shut up, bitch! Jesus, cut me some slack! | GTA Liberty City Stories · Mike (Heartland Values with Nurse Bob) | Maak vraag |
| Well, look, you've grown something! Little miniature idiots that look like you! Move out of the desert, you moron! | GTA San Andreas · Maurice (Gardening with Maurice) | Maak vraag |
| I sure do, I got seven kids. And some of them's got the same daddy! | GTA San Andreas · Caller #6 (Gardening with Maurice) | Maak vraag |
| Yeah, I bought that calendar. But on every page, you're naked! And in a different garden! A-and the guys at work make fun of me! | GTA San Andreas · Gardener Caller (Gardening with Maurice) | Maak vraag |
| Is it okay to cut the eyes out a potato and eat it? | GTA San Andreas · Gardener Caller (Gardening with Maurice) | Maak vraag |
| Pesticides! Exploring damp gopher holes! My new walk-in closet! What's on your mind about gardening? | GTA San Andreas · Maurice (Gardening with Maurice) | Maak vraag |
| It's about marking your territory, my man. You don't mark your territory, do you? You should try it! Pee on the front door of your office! Just see if anybody thinks of coming near you. | GTA San Andreas · Maurice (Gardening with Maurice) | Maak vraag |
| Yeah, what's that plant that blooms every twelve years, is eight feet high and smells like hell? I want to plant one on my ex-wife's lawn. | GTA San Andreas · Caller #5 (Gardening with Maurice) | Maak vraag |
| Well screw you too, mom! See if you're ever on the show again! Next caller, hello. | GTA San Andreas · Maurice (Gardening with Maurice) | Maak vraag |
| Well why don't you just go buy your vegetables at the grocery store then, you sycophant?! God, I just don't understand people... | GTA San Andreas · Maurice (Gardening with Maurice) | Maak vraag |
| Yeah, I heard what you said about bonsai trees, and you know what? You can stick that green thumb right up your ass. | GTA San Andreas · Caller #4 (Gardening with Maurice) | Maak vraag |
| Yeah. That guy was talkin' about bugs and plants that eat them? I got a better solution: put pesticide in the sprinklers. My kids love it! I mean, the ones that lived. | GTA San Andreas · Caller #3 (Gardening with Maurice) | Maak vraag |
| Have you tried any experiments on human beings? | GTA San Andreas · Maurice (Gardening with Maurice) | Maak vraag |
| Well, that's your business! My husband's reached bottom! It's terrible! Giraffes, lions, elephants, rhinos, all of them carved out of hedges! Penguins, dogs, velociraptors, you name it, he's made a leafy version! | GTA San Andreas · Colleen (Gardening with Maurice) | Maak vraag |