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8.000 VICE-snippets · 8.000 GTA-regels
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| Okay, just, just hold the phone. Hold the phone and get a grip, okay? At my house, when the party stops, we pay the gimp, get rid of the sailors, and 15 men start crying in unison. | GTA San Andreas · Maurice (Gardening with Maurice) | Maak vraag |
| He just can't stop! I mean, people think it's all fun and games, but what happens when the party stops?! What happens then? | GTA San Andreas · Colleen (Gardening with Maurice) | Maak vraag |
| Well, he started off small-scale, just recreational usage, you know, doing horses and cockerels, the odd unicorn, but it's kind of gotten out of control! | GTA San Andreas · Colleen (Gardening with Maurice) | Maak vraag |
| Oh, then, what I asked is what your name was, not the nickname your skinhead boot-wearing friends call you at the rallies! Maybe you should do less drugs and learn to try a bit harder. Next caller! | GTA San Andreas · Maurice (Gardening with Maurice) | Maak vraag |
| Oh, yes. Ha! Listen, honey, I should know. When you look like a train wreck, you need a little... makeup or some such. You sound like a lonely spinster with two pussies... cats! | GTA San Andreas · Maurice (Gardening with Maurice) | Maak vraag |
| God, I was on hold forever! Uh, I've heard that facials are great, really make you look younger. | GTA San Andreas · Caller #2 (Gardening with Maurice) | Maak vraag |
| Yes, I know. I know that. I've been at one with nature for so long now, I can't remember what it's like to sleep inside! Next caller. | GTA San Andreas · Maurice (Gardening with Maurice) | Maak vraag |
| That's the show that takes typing with one hand to a whole new level. | GTA Liberty City Stories · Female announcer (Electron Zone Radio) | Maak vraag |
| Alright, surf safe out there, everybody, we're outta here. | GTA Liberty City Stories · Steve (Electron Zone Radio) | Maak vraag |
| Denise, listen to me, calm down, wait just a megabyte...! | GTA Liberty City Stories · Bill (Electron Zone Radio) | Maak vraag |
| What happens when they could hack people?! How would I know my husband is real anymore?! I'm gonna have to hack out myself with this app! | GTA Liberty City Stories · Denise (Electron Zone Radio) | Maak vraag |
| Yeah, I don't know what to suggest, we don't really have a cyber-closet. | GTA Liberty City Stories · Bill (Electron Zone Radio) | Maak vraag |
| Easy, geronimo, most laptops these days are completely waterproof and will function fine in the shower. | GTA Liberty City Stories · Bill (Electron Zone Radio) | Maak vraag |
| (sighs) I have to go, I have, uh, several toasted meat pastries coming out of my microwave. | GTA Liberty City Stories · Ken (Electron Zone Radio) | Maak vraag |
| A lot like modern machines, only robotic. That's the future, just like the present, only completely different. Hey, let's hit the phones, converse probability wave. | GTA Liberty City Stories · Bill (Electron Zone Radio) | Maak vraag |
| Yeah, the robots won't be big machines that look like people, instead, they will be small things that exist inside other machines, telling it what to do. | GTA Liberty City Stories · Steve (Electron Zone Radio) | Maak vraag |
| It's incredible, but true, I was surfing about it yesterday. | GTA Liberty City Stories · Bill (Electron Zone Radio) | Maak vraag |
| That's right, the robot revolution has begun! Pretty soon, we'll all have devices planted in our brain, which tell us when to eat and when do we need to go to the toilet. | GTA Liberty City Stories · Steve (Electron Zone Radio) | Maak vraag |
| Modern dance, you lamer! LMFAO, er, but yeah. And the future is here, right now! | GTA Liberty City Stories · Bill (Electron Zone Radio) | Maak vraag |
| Yeah, tech revolution, and the revolution is coming to a retail store, near you. | GTA Liberty City Stories · Steve (Electron Zone Radio) | Maak vraag |
| Yeah, peace, love and unity, and death to all non-believers, man! It's a revolution out there. | GTA Liberty City Stories · Bill (Electron Zone Radio) | Maak vraag |
| LCFR - we bring opinions, so you don't need them. | GTA Liberty City Stories · Male announcer (Electron Zone Radio) | Maak vraag |
| You won! Cool, you advanced to the next level, where you race on the same track again! | GTA Liberty City Stories · Game (Electron Zone Radio) | Maak vraag |
| Video games and education meet in this incredible package, as you race, chase and scream your way through a twisty course that bears a marked similarity to all the other kart racing games we made! | GTA Liberty City Stories · anthrax! (Electron Zone Radio) | Maak vraag |
| Just great, the screensavers are amazing! | GTA Liberty City Stories · Steve (Electron Zone Radio) | Maak vraag |
| Oh yeah. I am going to blow my source code all over your face. | GTA Liberty City Stories · Domestobot (Electron Zone Radio) | Maak vraag |
| And loving yourself digitally. Is cyber-sex the future, and how to find out? Plus, a woman whose love life has gone space age! | GTA Liberty City Stories · Steve (Electron Zone Radio) | Maak vraag |
| It's a look into the virtual marriage intimacy therapy remedy future of relationships with the virtual reality gloves! | GTA Liberty City Stories · Bill (Electron Zone Radio) | Maak vraag |
| That one is particularly popular with the animal rights crowd, but as we know, animals can't vote. That's why we have to kill them. | GTA Liberty City Stories · Female announcer (Coq O Vin) | Maak vraag |
| So you can touch yourself and look at funny picture, huh? | GTA Liberty City Stories · Richard Goblin (Coq O Vin) | Maak vraag |
| Exactly! This is why the souffle is only on the menu once a month in my restaurant, when my wife can spare it! Ha ha, next caller, dammit! | GTA Liberty City Stories · Richard Goblin (Coq O Vin) | Maak vraag |
| I mean, it's a major buzzkill listening to you slaughter all these animals. What's wrong with teaching people how to cook, like, pizza, or salad, helping you stop killing these poor, cute little animals? | GTA Liberty City Stories · Activist (Coq O Vin) | Maak vraag |
| Karma? What is "karma"? Oh, a bad song, maybe, hm? | GTA Liberty City Stories · Richard Goblin (Coq O Vin) | Maak vraag |
| You gotta stop killing all these animals, man, it's really bad karma! | GTA Liberty City Stories · Activist (Coq O Vin) | Maak vraag |
| LCFR - it's community radio, with more syndicated content. | GTA Liberty City Stories · Male announcer (Coq O Vin) | Maak vraag |
| Ooh, this wine's delicious! Let's call out some boots. | GTA Liberty City Stories · Woman (Coq O Vin) | Maak vraag |
| You better get that 40 oz malt liquor away from me. I need some real romance! | GTA Liberty City Stories · Woman (Coq O Vin) | Maak vraag |
| Hey baby, what's up? Hey, let me get you a little some. Hey, bartender, couple beers right here! | GTA Liberty City Stories · Man (Coq O Vin) | Maak vraag |
| Oh, amazing! She's giving birth...right into my pan. It's really amazing! Hm, the meat is so tender! | GTA Liberty City Stories · Richard Goblin (Coq O Vin) | Maak vraag |
| You are insane and offensive. I just wanted to ask a question about the ethical way to eat meat. I'm absolutely terrified of factory farming. Those poor little chickens! | GTA Liberty City Stories · Deedra (Coq O Vin) | Maak vraag |
| I'm a married woman, I've got three kids. | GTA Liberty City Stories · Deedra (Coq O Vin) | Maak vraag |
| You heard me. Are you the kind of woman who would date a vegetarian? | GTA Liberty City Stories · Richard Goblin (Coq O Vin) | Maak vraag |
| Oh my God, you're barbaric! I would never treat my food like that. | GTA Liberty City Stories · Stuffing Woman (Coq O Vin) | Maak vraag |
| Eugh, what are you doing to that thing?! | GTA Liberty City Stories · Stuffing Woman (Coq O Vin) | Maak vraag |
| Uh, great. Yeah, whatever. I'm having a real problem with my stuffing. | GTA Liberty City Stories · Stuffing Woman (Coq O Vin) | Maak vraag |
| Of course you do. Well, I am in eternal torment, like every genius. Since you ask, finesse in the kitchen, blunt trauma in the bedroom, no? | GTA Liberty City Stories · Richard Goblin (Coq O Vin) | Maak vraag |
| Exactly. You don't need to know. Don't profile me. Don't talk to me about...credit scores. How you gonna judge me by something that happened three years ago? | GTA IV · John Smith (Conspire) | Maak vraag |
| That sounds wonderful. Lazlow, stop crying! | GTA V · Michele (Chattersphere – Transcript) | Maak vraag |
| It's very simple. You just work through a very cost-effective program and achieve limitless joy. | GTA V · Brother Adrian (Chattersphere – Transcript) | Maak vraag |
| I don't understand valleys or clouds, it sounds like a nursery rhyme... | GTA V · Lazlow (Chattersphere – Transcript) | Maak vraag |