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8.000 VICE-snippets · 8.000 GTA-regels
| Tekst | Bron | |
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| Yeah, man, it's like albinos, they're taking over! | GTA Liberty City Stories · Vinewood Hater (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| LCFR - it's freedom. (Freedom!) And like freedom, people are begging to take it away! | GTA Liberty City Stories · Male announcer (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| U-uh, let's take a break. God, I love this town. | GTA Liberty City Stories · Lazlow (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Then, now, you're being sued, for 150 million! You're gonna be on welfare, ha-ha! | GTA Liberty City Stories · Kid (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Hey, it wasn't me. This is a show sanitized for your entertainment. | GTA Liberty City Stories · Lazlow (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| I thought so. I knew I learned it from somewhere. My mom heard me say it and I wasn't sure if it was something that I heard her tennis coach say, or something that you said on the radio. I said it was probably you. | GTA Liberty City Stories · Kid (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Lazlow, do you know what "fuck me harder" means? | GTA Liberty City Stories · Kid (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| I don't know. After our tennis lessons, she's always screaming from her room about what a dirty girl she is. | GTA Liberty City Stories · Kid (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| No, my mom lets me listen all day 'cause she works really hard and needs long baths. | GTA Liberty City Stories · Kid (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| A-a-aren't you a little young to be listening to this show? | GTA Liberty City Stories · Lazlow (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Yeah, I'm a big fan of yours, I love the show! Yeah, when I grow up, I wanna be a witty radio host with a made-up name. | GTA Liberty City Stories · Kid (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Okie dokie. As you say, no biggie. Unlike me - massive! Huge, shaved or unshaved, like a baby arm. This is why I model the underwear. | GTA Liberty City Stories · Slav (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Oh, uh, d-dude, really, I'm sorry, I'm having a really bad show. | GTA Liberty City Stories · Lazlow (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| No, actually, I'm an underwear model. Why do you insult me? Is this typical in your country?! You, your show is terrible! | GTA Liberty City Stories · Slav (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Whoa, don't tell me. You're a vampire, ooh, I'm scared! What is wrong with you freaks, okay?! Your music is horrible! Turn on a light, get some sun! | GTA Liberty City Stories · Lazlow (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| And I trust we'll have a better caller over here. | GTA Liberty City Stories · Lazlow (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Oh, that figures. What a surprise, you're into that! Oh, let's just spread feces all over ourselves. That's disgusting! The killer bees, they're coming. Trust me! | GTA Liberty City Stories · Chelsea (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Like honey. Do you know what honey is? It's bee shit! Why would you spread feces on toast? | GTA Liberty City Stories · Chelsea (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| That guy was talking about eating people. If you knew what was in our food, you would never eat again! | GTA Liberty City Stories · Chelsea (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Okay, but just to counteract what that guy just said, I never shave! The dark force is quite enchanting! | GTA Liberty City Stories · Ursula (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Yes, uh, I-I-I mean no, I mean, I-I'm married t-to three women, uh, please st- can we...? | GTA Liberty City Stories · Lazlow (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Oh, easy... You're freaking me out, dude. Hanging upside down to sleep doesn't make you cool or alternative, alright? I know, b-because I tried it. | GTA Liberty City Stories · Lazlow (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Wow! That's cool. H-hey, here's a little advice: guys really aren't into chicks who say they're witches and they can cast spells and practice magic and they have an altar... I-I think you're just a confused goth chick. | GTA Liberty City Stories · Lazlow (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| So listen, we're having a meeting at our coven, and we're all really big fans of yours. | GTA Liberty City Stories · Ursula (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| You aren't gonna complain about my clairvoyance or something? Have you been snorting some mug wort? | GTA Liberty City Stories · Lazlow (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Oh boy... hey you aren't- oh, jeez... Okay. | GTA Liberty City Stories · Lazlow (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Okay... who says you can't? What, are you a socialist, or something? | GTA Liberty City Stories · Lazlow (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Dude, you're gonna get no argument from me, today's show is rubbish! What do you want to talk about? | GTA Liberty City Stories · Lazlow (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| If you shave downstairs, it looks a lot bigger! | GTA Liberty City Stories · Lenny (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| If you shave downstairs, it looks a lot bigger. You know, if you remove the brush, the tree looks massive! | GTA Liberty City Stories · Lenny (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| I love it! And I realized something really important. | GTA Liberty City Stories · Lenny (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Uh-uh, there's no trouble, I just- I just can't stop. | GTA Liberty City Stories · Lenny (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Okay, what's the trouble? You got a weird rash? | GTA Liberty City Stories · Lazlow (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Dude, wake up! Are you blind to the future? It's right! It's what God wants. | GTA Liberty City Stories · Mack (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Uh, okay, so let me get this straight: you're one of those people that want to mow down the beautiful cathedral garden a-and replace it with a concrete square? | GTA Liberty City Stories · Lazlow (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Uh c-come on, the cathedral's beautiful! | GTA Liberty City Stories · Lazlow (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Shut up, girly! Listen, this is important. I'll tell you why no one is going to church here no more, because the cathedral is damn intimidating! Those things are scary! | GTA Liberty City Stories · Mack (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Okay, so when you say "people", you mean everyone thinks like you. | GTA Liberty City Stories · Lazlow (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| That sound's my favorite combination, what's up? | GTA Liberty City Stories · Lazlow (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| I want to talk to you about urban planning and religion. | GTA Liberty City Stories · Mack (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| You're telling me, that thing makes me wanna put my fist through something. | GTA Liberty City Stories · Lazlow (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Uh, if you swear again, we're gonna have to cut you off. This is a family show. | GTA III · Lazlow (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Because I need some advice. And I ain't doing any of that shrink shit! | GTA III · Toni Cipriani (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Uhhh, y-yes, so why are you calling in today? | GTA III · Lazlow (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Uhh, no, not really, I mean, this is a radio show. People usually tell us their name. | GTA III · Lazlow (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| My name ain't important. It's real unimportant, okay? | GTA III · Toni Cipriani (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| No! No nannies! Let's go to our next caller, alright. | GTA III · Lazlow (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| But I didn't order anything! What's this? How sweet... Gee willikers! It's a puppy! | GTA III · Pets Overnight Advert Mother (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Man, that ain't a girl's game, man! Not rugby hopscotch! Man, get me in a scrum and I'm dangerous! I'll take anybody down. I'm the hopscotch master! I got fly skills in hopscotch, you know what I'm saying? | GTA III · Proud American Caller (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Oh yeah, and, look, they've already gotten me once, but never again! | GTA III · Conspiracy Theorist Caller (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |