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8.000 VICE-snippets · 8.000 GTA-regels
| Tekst | Bron | |
|---|---|---|
| Well, uh, I mean, you realize that the government listens to this station, and, and if they weren't paying particular attention to you before, they're probably gonna be following you now? | GTA III · Lazlow (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| I don't wanna hear about no tofu or running away! I wanna learn how to be a ninja and kick people's asses! | GTA III · Kung-Fu Movies Fan (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Yes, and they threw rocks at their own shadow, and died of old age and fear at twenty-four. | GTA III · Lazlow (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Heh, and I encourage anyone, who needs a doorstop, or booster seat to buy it as well! Let's see who's on the phones. | GTA III · Lazlow (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Well, I'm not a masticating cow, so I really don't enjoy chewing damp hay, and prancing around in leggings, shouting "haya!" | GTA III · Lazlow (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Heh, especially corn. What's the story with that anyway? | GTA III · Lazlow (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| See, that's the kind of dedication we have to our employees, and the quality of our shoes. Eris running shoes - always running from something. | GTA III · Eris Spokesperson (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Wow. You're learning some real skills. How about the salary and benefits? | GTA III · Eris Spokesperson (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Heh, I see. Is there a real sense of teamwork? | GTA III · Eris Spokesperson (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Okay, did you have anything relevant to say? | GTA III · Lazlow (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Well, okay, right now I live at home, but pretty soon, like, next week, dude, I'm moving out. It's, uh, the big four-oh, and it's-it's just time to go. | GTA III · Inspired Caller (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Heh, and exactly what have I inspired you about? | GTA III · Lazlow (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| No, man, I'm serious, really great. You're like a total inspiration! | GTA III · Inspired Caller (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Dude, I call every day, and I never get through, this is amazing. You do a great show, man. | GTA III · Inspired Caller (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| It's for hope. Please come, everybody. It'll be real good. | GTA III · Jeff (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Look, look, do you want to help, or not? | GTA III · Jeff (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| I understand that, it sounds like a great rally, but w-we're not a political station, and you haven't really told us why people should do this. What is it about? | GTA III · Lazlow (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| W-woah woah, what are you talking about? I-I'm married. | GTA III · Lazlow (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Uhh, not really. I mean, what's your name, what'd you call about? | GTA III · Lazlow (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| U-uh, yes you are, I-I'm sure it's very exciting for you, but, uh, what do you wanna talk about? | GTA III · Lazlow (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| This is really going nowhere. Do you have anything interesting to say at all? | GTA III · Lazlow (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| That sounds a little oppressive, and even despotic. | GTA III · Lazlow (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Well, it sounds kind of like exploitation to me. | GTA III · Lazlow (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Well, I've got a real simple solution. Shut 'em down. Shut down the schools, and you shut down the problem. No more dead teachers, no more angry students! | GTA III · Bob (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Well, I've been listening to your show, and there's always people going on about problems in school. Guns, people showing disrespect to teachers, drugs, schools are breeding grounds for crime, ain't they? | GTA III · Bob (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Ooh, that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy. Alright, let's go to line eight, hello, caller, what's your name? | GTA III · Lazlow (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| We're not swingers! It's not about sex! It's about being one with the world. | GTA III · Barry Stark (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| What?! Of hanging out with loads of naked chicks? I mean, I see the fun in it, but, I just think clothes have distinct advantages, like, like not accidentally cooking yourself, o-or when you're working on a building. | GTA III · Lazlow (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| No, I- look, is this leading anywhere, because, I mean, we've got a lot of other people waiting to talk about real things here. | GTA III · Lazlow (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Winter was invented by clothing companies. Clothes are unnecessary. They're ugly! Have you ever cooked in the nude? | GTA III · Barry Stark (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Heh, and all shrivelled up, by the sound of things. | GTA III · Lazlow (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| I was born naked and I'm gonna die naked! | GTA III · Barry Stark (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Y'know, and what about winter?! When the wind blows, and it's really cold, I mean, do you prance about like a ninny, waiting for your privates to go blue? | GTA III · Lazlow (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Don't you believe in free speech, and free expression? No, of course you don't. All you believe in is free drinks. I'm naked and there's not a damn thing you can do about it. I'm naked, and I feel so good! | GTA III · Barry Stark (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| I- y'know, I really didn't need to know that. | GTA III · Lazlow (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| I just hate them, they're so constricting! I mean, does a lion wear clothes? And the lion is the king of the jungle! So why can't I, a humble citizen, go naked? | GTA III · Barry Stark (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Nah, I'm sorry. Fernando hasn't paid his bill to our ad sales department, but here's someone who has, and they paid us in stacks of old groats, and gold guineas! We'll be back after this. | GTA III · Lazlow (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Heh, I wasn't aware that there was much demand for puppet shows these days, um... | GTA III · Lazlow (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Okay, now, this is a radio show. We don't have viewers, we have listeners. | GTA III · Lazlow (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Lazlow, I just wanted to make your viewers aware that... | GTA III · Puppet Festival Caller (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Nanny-nanny boo-boo, stick your head in doo-doo! | GTA III · C.R.A.P. Caller (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| What are you speaking to me on? What's, what's that in your hand? | GTA III · Lazlow (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| ...There are three of us. It's hard organizing meetings without the phones, though. We had to resort to carrier pigeons, and they keep disappearing. | GTA III · C.R.A.P. Caller (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Alright, thanks, caller. Ants, killer bees, fat people, what's plaguing you? Call now. Chatterbox, hello, you are on the air. | GTA III · Lazlow (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Ahh! But the killer bees are nothing compared to ants! You can't kill them. They are like sheep. They're going to take over. | GTA III · Killer Bee Caller (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| I wonder why more people aren't talking about this, I mean, killer bees swarming, it sounds pretty serious. | GTA III · Lazlow (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Yes, killer bees! Did you know that if their current migration north continues, we will all be dead in three years? Did you want to become a bee supper? I don't. That's why we must act now! Killer bees must be stopped! | GTA III · Killer Bee Caller (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| So, you think that teaching kids at an early age that violence is the solution to problems will make them valuable members of our society? | GTA III · Lazlow (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| I think spanking kids is the only way to teach them right from wrong. | GTA III · Child-beating Caller (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| I save your daddy! I save your husband! It is a miracle! | GTA III · Fernando Martinez (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |