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8.000 VICE-snippets · 8.000 GTA-regels
| Tekst | Bron | |
|---|---|---|
| I do not need to listen to these insults! I have pride, I have a calling. Many are called, but few are chosen, my friend. And I was called, and chosen! To work a miracle! | GTA III · Fernando Martinez (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Whatever it takes to save a beautiful union. A blessing. | GTA III · Fernando Martinez (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Lazlow, you are very praiseless. I no like that. But no, not with me. Passion for life, passion for love. Passion for women, which he can take home to his wife, of course. | GTA III · Fernando Martinez (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| By giving him what he needs. In a controlled environment, I give him... passion. | GTA III · Fernando Martinez (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| So he starts flirting with this secretary, takes her out for a drink, one thing leads to another, and, before you know it, he's found all kinds of uses for the office furniture. | GTA III · Lazlow (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Well, I mean, in this case ignorance, uh, kind of seems like bliss. I-I wasn't really up for kissing on-air, I mean... | GTA III · Lazlow (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Well, I mean, you know, it's an age old problem. I mean, how do you keep the excitement in a marriage? | GTA III · Lazlow (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Huh, I wonder if wrestling is on tonight. | GTA III · House of Tomorrow Advertisement Unsuccessful Man (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| In today's fast-paced world, the split second can be the difference between achieving your dreams... | GTA III · House of Tomorrow Advertisement Announcer (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Well, there's some child-psychologists who'd probably say that spanking can be harmful to a child's emotional development. | GTA III · Lazlow (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Yeah, I'd like to say something about taxes. | GTA III · Tax Caller (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Yeah, you were talking about short guys and attitudes. Well, you know, you'd have an attitude too if you couldn't reach the freakin' cheesy swirls at the grocery store. | GTA III · Midget Caller (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| That last guy was so full of crap! Everyone knows women are made from sand. | GTA III · Sand-Women Caller (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Equanox. Softening life's harsh realities. | GTA III · Equanox Salesman (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| I've told you before, man. Don't mock me! My taxes pay your salary, you pansy! | GTA III · SPANK Caller (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| I suppose you're one of those people that says that diet soda makes you go crazy later in life. | GTA III · Lazlow (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| And what book have you been reading that tells you that toothpaste is evil? | GTA III · Lazlow (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Fluoride is evil, dude! And toothpaste? They use it to control us! Why do you think all the commercials tell you to brush twice a day? I've read books. | GTA III · SPANK Caller (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Don't mock me! I know where you work! You're just like all the rest! | GTA III · SPANK Caller (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Ah, I love that button. You know, it's never a dull moment on this show, especially if you're in our key demographic. | GTA III · Lazlow (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Do you have a question or you just wanna... sit here and talk all day about my name? | GTA III · Lazlow (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Don't be fat a day longer than you have to. Remember, being fat can even ruin a romantic cruise! | GTA III · Dormatron Salesman (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| That's right, honey. No more escort services for me! | GTA III · Dormatron Woman's Husband (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Yeah, except for exercising and eating right, porky! | GTA III · Dormatron Woman's Husband (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| She was too big for me, and I'll sleep with anything! | GTA III · Dormatron Woman's Husband (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| I've tried everything, and I just couldn't keep those extra two-hundred pounds off. It started to affect my marriage. | GTA III · Dormatron Woman (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Uhh... Do you have anything else to say, or...? | GTA III · Lazlow (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Hell, ya ought to try it some time. I tell ya, man, it's good eatin'. Possum, raccoons, even zebra meat! Cooks up pretty good! | GTA III · Survivalist Caller (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Hey, ya ever ate possum? That's some good eatin'. | GTA III · Survivalist Caller (Chatterbox FM (3D Universe)) | Maak vraag |
| Ha! I just called to say you're an embarrassment, boy! | GTA V · Terrence (Chakra Attack) | Maak vraag |
| Dad, we're going to do some touching shit together. Heartfelt spiritual moments like in a credit card commercial. Are you going to take me fishing? Ha-ha-ha-ha, I love fishing. | GTA V · Ray (Chakra Attack) | Maak vraag |
| This is so touching! We should send him all of your books and one of those standup cardboard cutouts of you ommming. | GTA V · Cheryl (Chakra Attack) | Maak vraag |
| Oh my God! Every single time a guy calls an integrated health show from a correctional facility, you think it's your dad! He's not your long lost father! | GTA V · Cheryl (Chakra Attack) | Maak vraag |
| Same thing, don't you correct me on the air in front of my people! | GTA V · Ray (Chakra Attack) | Maak vraag |
| Oh, I don't know. I love it when dolphins talk. | GTA V · Cheryl (Chakra Attack) | Maak vraag |
| I want to talk about people with birds. Why do people have parrots? Animals shouldn't talk! And once they do, should be shot! | GTA V · Jake (Chakra Attack) | Maak vraag |
| That's just two stick figures and a bunch of lions! Ray, if you're channeling your ancestors, and that's really who's drawing this - they are terrible artists. | GTA V · Cheryl (Chakra Attack) | Maak vraag |
| Oh, that is such a touching story. We really do make a difference. | GTA V · Cheryl (Chakra Attack) | Maak vraag |
| I sure did. I left my mom's house that day and went out to act like an adult - I committed adultery and I cheated on my tax returns which are the fastest ways to feel grown up. | GTA V · Caller 3 (Chakra Attack) | Maak vraag |
| You're an addict, girl. You is an addict. You've got to go cold tofu turkey. Next caller! | GTA V · Ray (Chakra Attack) | Maak vraag |
| Nicotine gum. Well, I actually can't afford nicotine gum so I just emptied a bunch of butts out into a regular gum and rolled it up, and that's what I'm chewing. | GTA V · Cheryl (Chakra Attack) | Maak vraag |
| What? My special place is inappropriate? My heart? I'll tell you what - touch my heart. Put your hand on my central solar plexus. Let me breathe deep. Damn, girl, what is that sound? What are you chewing? | GTA V · Ray (Chakra Attack) | Maak vraag |
| Ray, we've talked about this - I'm not into you. I'm bi, but this is so inappropriate for the workplace. | GTA V · Cheryl (Chakra Attack) | Maak vraag |
| You've got to pluck, girl. You've got to pluck. Many of the first dates have been ruined when the first base is covered by foliage. Touch my special place right now. | GTA V · Ray (Chakra Attack) | Maak vraag |
| I don't think you'd like mine, they're like, really, really hairy. | GTA V · Cheryl (Chakra Attack) | Maak vraag |
| Our society focuses too much on being skinny. It's a conspiracy by the media. I'm happy with my size! Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes and I think everybody should be accepted for who they are. | GTA V · Caller 2 (Chakra Attack) | Maak vraag |
| About how we're calorie hoarders, about how there are starving people and we're the problem? You called us "sweaty masses that take up too much room"! | GTA V · Caller 2 (Chakra Attack) | Maak vraag |
| Line 6. I mean, this one is really pissed off, totally yelling. | GTA V · Cheryl (Chakra Attack) | Maak vraag |
| I just don't see how watching goldfish in a trashcan is spiritual. It's like we're just watching living things just... These creatures swim around in circles until they die. | GTA V · Cheryl (Chakra Attack) | Maak vraag |
| I'm just mesmerized by these fish. What are they doing - they're swimming in a trash can? | GTA V · Cheryl (Chakra Attack) | Maak vraag |