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8.000 VICE-snippets · 8.000 GTA-regels
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| There is an assault on reality, and I am leading the charge! I don't need a DNA test. I wake up every day, and I want to be me. I'm not a fake man! I'm a real man! Do you hear me!? | GTA V · Ron (Blaine County Radio Community Hour) | Maak vraag |
| DNA tests!? Ha! Don't be a fool! Well, you're not putting my chromosomes in some database for the mainstream media to hand over to the government! Ha! | GTA V · Ron (Blaine County Radio Community Hour) | Maak vraag |
| Hey, my stupid husband thinks it'd be fun if we did one of them DNA test kits. What if I find out I'm 1% minority!? What do I tell people at parties!? It's terrifying! I don't even know how to vote! | GTA V · Caller 2 (Blaine County Radio Community Hour) | Maak vraag |
| I- I agree, I agree. The government wants to see what I drink and what I defecate every night. And I don't think so! | GTA V · Ron (Blaine County Radio Community Hour) | Maak vraag |
| Okay, let's hear some of the messages people have left on the truth-seeker hotline! | GTA V · Ron (Blaine County Radio Community Hour) | Maak vraag |
| I hate bicycles, and tricycles! I hate that almost as much as the bicycle! | GTA V · Ron (Blaine County Radio Community Hour) | Maak vraag |
| I've been hit by one, and it is very upsetting. | GTA V · Sophia (Blaine County Radio Community Hour) | Maak vraag |
| Oh yes. Y'know, I've heard that models are very unreliable because they're vapid idiots on cocaine. | GTA V · Ron (Blaine County Radio Community Hour) | Maak vraag |
| It is literally a giant antenna! Nobody's talking about it! Literally nobody! | GTA V · Ron (Blaine County Radio Community Hour) | Maak vraag |
| Yes! Yes! I don't know what that is exactly, but I hate that! | GTA V · Ron (Blaine County Radio Community Hour) | Maak vraag |
| The lies of the mainstream science are immeasurable. Big data. | GTA V · Sophia (Blaine County Radio Community Hour) | Maak vraag |
| I knew that! They- they took- they told me that society was going to collapse, and it totally did not. | GTA V · Ron (Blaine County Radio Community Hour) | Maak vraag |
| Mmhmm, yes, mommy and daddy were lying to you. | GTA V · Sophia (Blaine County Radio Community Hour) | Maak vraag |
| No, I am! I'm listening! Why do you- I'm listening! | GTA V · Ron (Blaine County Radio Community Hour) | Maak vraag |
| Wait, wait, why do you think I'm not listening to you? I'm right here. I am listening! | GTA V · Ron (Blaine County Radio Community Hour) | Maak vraag |
| So, what does your think-tank do? Do you drive it around, or is it like a pool? | GTA V · Ron (Blaine County Radio Community Hour) | Maak vraag |
| Yes, thank you, and you're welcome. So lovely to be here. | GTA V · Sophia Bowles-Carmichael (Blaine County Radio Community Hour) | Maak vraag |
| Ron, I've been wanting to call your show for a while and leave a message. What you said about doppelgangers is true. I have a doppelganger and we have sex, and it's not remotely creepy or gay at all! | GTA V · Caller 7 (Blaine County Radio Community Hour) | Maak vraag |
| Ron! Ron, you there!? You better not put me on your show, you fucking prick, or I will drink the blood from your still-pumping veins! | GTA V · "Philip Trevors" (Blaine County Radio Community Hour) | Maak vraag |
| They're crippled 'cause you drink and drive! | GTA V · Caller 1's Wife (Blaine County Radio Community Hour) | Maak vraag |
| The dead have risen and are feasting on living humans! We're at the scene! | GTA V · Voice 2 (Blaine County Radio Community Hour) | Maak vraag |
| The missiles are airborne. America, you have 6 minutes before you are annihilated! | GTA V · Voice 1 (Blaine County Radio Community Hour) | Maak vraag |
| Stop down here if you can, you'll see a lot of things make you proud to be a man. | GTA Vice City Stories · Larry Joe (Bait and Switch) | Maak vraag |
| Look, I-I don't care, I put no animal urine on me. | GTA Vice City Stories · Larry Joe (Bait and Switch) | Maak vraag |
| Have you ever covered yourself in deer urine? The bucks can't resist it, boy! They'll roll up on ya, lookin' all WIDE-EYED, scratchin' their antlers on trees, it'll give you a big throbber, I'm tellin' you! | GTA Vice City Stories · Kenny Crane (Bait and Switch) | Maak vraag |
| Hey, now what in the high holy hell are you talkin' 'bout, son? | GTA Vice City Stories · Larry Joe (Bait and Switch) | Maak vraag |
| Yeah, you bet your sweet ass, but I'm here representin' my product, somethin' I invented, ya know, that no serious hunter should ever consider goin' into the wilderness without her! It's deer urine... | GTA Vice City Stories · Kenny Crane (Bait and Switch) | Maak vraag |
| Yeah, it's incredible, you know what I mean? These boats, I mean ya know, you see guys standin' around, thinkin' about what comes natural and primal...you know, like in a circle. | GTA Vice City Stories · Bobbie Ray (Bait and Switch) | Maak vraag |
| I'll tell ya man, you know what relaxes me? Jerkin' off. | GTA Vice City Stories · Bobbie Ray (Bait and Switch) | Maak vraag |
| The sluts, man, you know what I mean, they're just--they're just--they're just sluts! | GTA Vice City Stories · Bobbie Ray (Bait and Switch) | Maak vraag |
| I hate myself. I...fuck...I just hate myself. | GTA Vice City Stories · Bobbie Ray (Bait and Switch) | Maak vraag |
| I'm thinkin' about death right now, man... | GTA Vice City Stories · Bobbie Ray (Bait and Switch) | Maak vraag |
| We're at the boat show, okay? Good times, man, think happy thoughts! Outboard motors, dead fish, bullets rippin' through flesh. | GTA Vice City Stories · Larry Joe (Bait and Switch) | Maak vraag |
| No, not this again. Again! Alright, now we're on the air! | GTA Vice City Stories · Larry Joe (Bait and Switch) | Maak vraag |
| No, you give me a goddamn break, man, this stuff's important to me! | GTA Vice City Stories · Bobbie Ray (Bait and Switch) | Maak vraag |
| Yeah. After you cut your hand, takin' that treble hook right out of that scene you accidentally snagged... | GTA Vice City Stories · Bobbie Ray (Bait and Switch) | Maak vraag |
| We did so! We became blood brothers, okay? | GTA Vice City Stories · Bobbie Ray (Bait and Switch) | Maak vraag |
| I mean we did that thing together--we're best buddies. | GTA Vice City Stories · Bobbie Ray (Bait and Switch) | Maak vraag |
| Nonono, wait, wait. We're morning co-hosts, alright, we're buddies. | GTA Vice City Stories · Bobbie Ray (Bait and Switch) | Maak vraag |
| Yeah! And you have yourself a good ol' time. | GTA Vice City Stories · Larry Joe (Bait and Switch) | Maak vraag |
| And a buddy. Don't forget a buddy out there. | GTA Vice City Stories · Bobbie Ray (Bait and Switch) | Maak vraag |
| We got boats, fishin' poles, uh...high-quality ordnance...beer. | GTA Vice City Stories · Larry Joe (Bait and Switch) | Maak vraag |
| Everything you need for a successful trip into the wilderness. | GTA Vice City Stories · Larry Joe (Bait and Switch) | Maak vraag |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know what, that's it, that's it, burnin' shit is great. | GTA Vice City Stories · Bobbie Ray (Bait and Switch) | Maak vraag |
| ...always bring some gasoline, set someth'n' on fire... | GTA Vice City Stories · Larry Joe (Bait and Switch) | Maak vraag |
| You spoon, you do what you gotta do, man. | GTA Vice City Stories · Bobbie Ray (Bait and Switch) | Maak vraag |
| Ya gotta be prepared to wrap yourself in some plastic wrap together and share the warmth, man. Ya know, hey, uh, ya know, two bodies, pressed together and ya know, i-it's cold, ya--ya know... | GTA Vice City Stories · Bobbie Ray (Bait and Switch) | Maak vraag |
| I, ya know, look, hey man, a ma--a man's gotta live off the land, ya know? | GTA Vice City Stories · Bobbie Ray (Bait and Switch) | Maak vraag |
| You get stuck out in the bush and you had to stay warm, say, what would you do? | GTA Vice City Stories · Larry Joe (Bait and Switch) | Maak vraag |
| Yeah. Uh, and I tell ya what, I don't want anyone comin'n my bathroom and watchin' me do a number two. | GTA Vice City Stories · Larry Joe (Bait and Switch) | Maak vraag |