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8.000 VICE-snippets · 8.000 GTA-regels
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| Um...what the hell are you talkin' 'bout? | GTA Vice City Stories · Larry Joe (Bait and Switch) | Maak vraag |
| I mean to think there were a million other sperm I had to compete against, swimmin' around in my mom's love tunnel. | GTA Vice City Stories · Bobbie Ray (Bait and Switch) | Maak vraag |
| Survival of the fittest, man! That's how I got here! | GTA Vice City Stories · Bobbie Ray (Bait and Switch) | Maak vraag |
| And if turtles or liberals or anybody else gets in your way, or your good time, just shoot 'em! | GTA Vice City Stories · Bobbie Ray (Bait and Switch) | Maak vraag |
| Lemme tell you somethin'. That's why--when I go to a strip club, I tear the bills in half, and I get two stuffs for a buck. Women are teasers and they only care about money. Sick of it. | GTA Vice City Stories · Bobbie Ray (Bait and Switch) | Maak vraag |
| Yeah, cuz then they can't get any of that alimony, you know what I mean, no alimony for bitches. | GTA Vice City Stories · Bobbie Ray (Bait and Switch) | Maak vraag |
| You are out of your fuckin' mind, you know that, uh? Hey, listen! Most important of all, make sure ya sink every penny you own into a good boat. | GTA Vice City Stories · Larry Joe (Bait and Switch) | Maak vraag |
| That's right, man, you know what I do, I lure 'em in with my big shiner, my rod tip, dancin' on the edge'a the water, just waitin' for a big, wet bite...you wanna see? | GTA Vice City Stories · Bobbie Ray (Bait and Switch) | Maak vraag |
| Ya know, cuz you don't have to pick between the two things ya like equally, ya know, and people don't judge you unfair for it. Ya know, like some folks, who get all judgmental 'n' shit, and start callin' it a sin. | GTA Vice City Stories · Bobbie Ray (Bait and Switch) | Maak vraag |
| I'm tellin' ya, man, fishin', huntin' at the same time is good, too. | GTA Vice City Stories · Bobbie Ray (Bait and Switch) | Maak vraag |
| You know, it's like football, you know, in the changin' rooms...after a big win. | GTA Vice City Stories · Bobbie Ray (Bait and Switch) | Maak vraag |
| Or a jerk bait. I do that a lot, too. It's really primal, you know? I mean what am I gonna do? Fishin' makes me horny sometimes. | GTA Vice City Stories · Bobbie Ray (Bait and Switch) | Maak vraag |
| I'm sorry, uh, tell ya, fish can't resist a good stink bait. | GTA Vice City Stories · Larry Joe (Bait and Switch) | Maak vraag |
| Remember that time in the foxhole? Me, you? | GTA Vice City Stories · Bobbie Ray (Bait and Switch) | Maak vraag |
| I've seen fish just jump straight out the water and bite his nuts. | GTA Vice City Stories · Larry Joe (Bait and Switch) | Maak vraag |
| Yeah. When you're in a foxhole, you gotta do what you gotta do. | GTA Vice City Stories · Bobbie Ray (Bait and Switch) | Maak vraag |
| And make sure you use the right bait. I mean, I use a stink bait by rubbin' night crawlers or grubs on my junk. REAL nice. It's unresistable, my junk. | GTA Vice City Stories · Bobbie Ray (Bait and Switch) | Maak vraag |
| Uh...fish in these parts, see, it's all about selectin' the right way to go after your prey. Eh, you really gotta think about how to approach the fish. You know? What kindsa pole you gonna use? | GTA Vice City Stories · Larry Joe (Bait and Switch) | Maak vraag |
| Man, you crack me up, man! Thanks! DRINKS! | GTA Vice City Stories · Bobbie Ray (Bait and Switch) | Maak vraag |
| HELL no, not A beer! I got a fuckin' CASE'a beer! Drink up, boy! | GTA Vice City Stories · Larry Joe (Bait and Switch) | Maak vraag |
| And if you screw with me, I'll do the same to you! | GTA Vice City Stories · Bobbie Ray (Bait and Switch) | Maak vraag |
| Not a good day's fishin'. I killed nineteen people. | GTA Vice City Stories · Bobbie Ray (Bait and Switch) | Maak vraag |
| I was fucked up, man! But those bitches was fat! They looked like goddamn manatees. | GTA Vice City Stories · Bobbie Ray (Bait and Switch) | Maak vraag |
| They get bored and they ruin everything. | GTA Vice City Stories · Bobbie Ray (Bait and Switch) | Maak vraag |
| Absolutely. The most important thing is not to bring the old lady. Leave the women folk at home! | GTA Vice City Stories · Bobbie Ray (Bait and Switch) | Maak vraag |
| That's right, that's one of 'em thangs either you get it or ya don't, 'slike herpes. | GTA Vice City Stories · Larry Joe (Bait and Switch) | Maak vraag |
| Yeah! Domestic violence and a deep-seated hatred of foreigners! | GTA Vice City Stories · Bobbie Ray (Bait and Switch) | Maak vraag |
| You're always telling me what to do. But if it wasn't for me, we wouldn't have any of this. If I wanna take coke, I will. If I wanna give it away, I will... And I'm gonna give it away! All of it! And you can't stop me! | GTA Vice City Stories · Shut up! (White Lies) | Maak vraag |
| What? Listen, who cares?! It's my coke, it's all my coke and I'll do with it whatever I damn well please! | GTA Vice City Stories · Lance (White Lies) | Maak vraag |
| You know what? You make me wanna puke, ya self-righteous dick. | GTA Vice City Stories · Louise (White Lies) | Maak vraag |
| Who are you trying to kid? You don't give a shit about me. | GTA Vice City Stories · Louise (White Lies) | Maak vraag |
| We just get high together. God damn, you are so judgmental, like you're a damn saint or something. Why are you being such an asshole? | GTA Vice City Stories · Louise (White Lies) | Maak vraag |
| I wouldn't do that to you, I just needed something to take my mind off things. | GTA Vice City Stories · Louise (White Lies) | Maak vraag |
| Well, uh, um... Uh, bro... Eh, eh, bro, it ain't nothing like that! | GTA Vice City Stories · Lance (White Lies) | Maak vraag |
| Hey, I'm sorry... Uh, look, can we talk about this later? | GTA Vice City Stories · Lance (White Lies) | Maak vraag |
| You had me running around town like a psycho, and all the while you're siphoning it off for your personal use. You are unbelievable. | GTA Vice City Stories · Victor (White Lies) | Maak vraag |
| So this is where the coke is going? Up your nose? | GTA Vice City Stories · Victor (White Lies) | Maak vraag |
| I need some help over here! Come on, get a doctor! | GTA Vice City Stories · Victor (Where it Hurts Most) | Maak vraag |
| Vic. I knew you'd come. I think I need a doctor... | GTA Vice City Stories · Louise (Where it Hurts Most) | Maak vraag |
| I don't even know why I called. I'm gonna kick their asses myself. | GTA Vice City Stories · Louise (Where it Hurts Most) | Maak vraag |
| Stupid? Oh, no no no, you passed stupid and kept on going, straight on into fucked up. | GTA Vice City Stories · Victor (Where it Hurts Most) | Maak vraag |
| Oh, man. What month is it? Did I do anything stupid in the last few days? | GTA Vice City Stories · Lance (Where it Hurts Most) | Maak vraag |
| I just wanna make sure that they hear what I have to say. | GTA Vice City Stories · Marty (Waking Up the Neighbors) | Maak vraag |
| Some crooks have shown their contempt for us by using our home as an entry way for drugs into this fine nation. | GTA Vice City Stories · Armando (Unfriendly Competition) | Maak vraag |
| See! I knew we were of one mind, you and I... Which is why I know you will feel this slight as much as me. | GTA Vice City Stories · Armando (Unfriendly Competition) | Maak vraag |
| Me? Shit. The world is full of suffering, then you die. | GTA Vice City Stories · Victor (Unfriendly Competition) | Maak vraag |
| ¡Armando! ¡Aquí! ¡Tus amigos! (Armando! Come here! It's your friends!) | GTA Vice City Stories · Diego (Unfriendly Competition) | Maak vraag |
| And by the time you've found them all, we'll be halfway through a long jail term! | GTA Vice City Stories · Lance (Turn on, Tune in, Bug out) | Maak vraag |
| We're gonna have bugs in all our places. | GTA Vice City Stories · Victor (Turn on, Tune in, Bug out) | Maak vraag |
| No. You can barely tie your own shoelaces and you're tellin' me how to behave? | GTA Vice City Stories · Victor (Turn on, Tune in, Bug out) | Maak vraag |