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8.000 VICE-snippets · 8.000 GTA-regels
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| It'd be hard to miss! Oh, I didn't mean it like that, that you're fat. I just meant... you're not fat, I meant... you're... you know... | GTA V · Michael (Reuniting the Family – Driving to Dr. Friedlander's Office) | Maak vraag |
| If that's as personable as he gets, I'm fuckin'-A worried. | GTA V · Michael (Reuniting the Family – Driving to Dr. Friedlander's Office) | Maak vraag |
| I'm not judging. I mean, who am I to judge, right? All I'm saying is that Mr. Shrinkage mighta seen through the sister's skeezy-ass friends. | GTA V · Jimmy (Reuniting the Family – Driving to Dr. Friedlander's Office) | Maak vraag |
| What, you going to fit me with some concrete boots now? | GTA V · Jimmy (Reuniting the Family – Driving to Dr. Friedlander's Office) | Maak vraag |
| Yeah, what the fuck? I raise a rat, boy? | GTA V · Michael (Reuniting the Family – Driving to Dr. Friedlander's Office) | Maak vraag |
| She was having panic attacks 'cause she'd blast yay all weekend. | GTA V · Jimmy (Reuniting the Family – Driving to Dr. Friedlander's Office) | Maak vraag |
| Yeah, I can attest to that - the charging part. | GTA V · Michael (Reuniting the Family – Driving to Dr. Friedlander's Office) | Maak vraag |
| He's a fine therapist and a brilliant mind. | GTA V · Michael (Reuniting the Family – Driving to Dr. Friedlander's Office) | Maak vraag |
| I got all the prescriptions I need, at least for the meantime. | GTA V · Tracey (Reuniting the Family – Driving to Dr. Friedlander's Office) | Maak vraag |
| Hey, how about you just let your mom and me talk, okay? We got some issues we gotta iron out, and seeing as you two aren't into it, you can just sit there and be quiet. | GTA V · Michael (Reuniting the Family – Driving to Dr. Friedlander's Office) | Maak vraag |
| Yeah, don't, like, actually rob a liquor store. That might, like, kill the mood. | GTA V · Tracey (Reuniting the Family – Driving to Dr. Friedlander's Office) | Maak vraag |
| Enough, okay? I love that we're getting along, but knock it off. | GTA V · Michael (Reuniting the Family – Driving to Dr. Friedlander's Office) | Maak vraag |
| Hear, hear. You're like, finally, like, using your powers of selfishness and rage for, like, good. Not an objective, universal good; but like a subjective, what's in our best interests kind of good. | GTA V · Jimmy (Reuniting the Family – Driving to Dr. Friedlander's Office) | Maak vraag |
| Hey, guy was talking smack to your mother. | GTA V · Michael (Reuniting the Family – Driving to Dr. Friedlander's Office) | Maak vraag |
| Yeah, I know, right? He's so up his own ass. You're a fucking contortionist, woopee! I contort my junk all day long, and I don't act all superior about it, just a little ashamed and empty inside. | GTA V · Jimmy (Reuniting the Family – Driving to Dr. Friedlander's Office) | Maak vraag |
| To be honest, and I know it's karmically bad, but yeah, I fuckin' hate that dude. | GTA V · Tracey (Reuniting the Family – Driving to Dr. Friedlander's Office) | Maak vraag |
| Not to be difficult, dad, but your therapist hasn't exactly been transformational to your mental health, so I don't know why he'd be better positioned to help four dysfunctionals. | GTA V · Tracey (Reuniting the Family – Driving to Dr. Friedlander's Office) | Maak vraag |
| It's one of those skills you pick up in prison, you know, inking your name on your cellie's ass. | GTA V · Michael (Reuniting the Family – Driving to Dr. Friedlander's Office) | Maak vraag |
| - Leave me alone! - Haven't you done enough? - Uhh, I thought you were on your way to therapy. | GTA V · Lazlow (Reuniting the Family – Getting Tracey) | Maak vraag |
| If there's ever a family that needs therapy... my ponytail... | GTA V · Lazlow (Reuniting the Family – Getting Tracey) | Maak vraag |
| So...I'll like, call you or something, okay? Bye! | GTA V · Tracey (Reuniting the Family – Getting Tracey) | Maak vraag |
| Look, okay, I've got a lot of juice in this town, but I mean... I'm not a miracle... | GTA V · Lazlow (Reuniting the Family – Getting Tracey) | Maak vraag |
| Hey! You're gonna put her on your show and you're gonna make sure she looks good. | GTA V · Michael (Reuniting the Family – Getting Tracey) | Maak vraag |
| Look, okay, guys, that was a joke. I'm a clown, I'm a sad, lonely, little clown. | GTA V · Lazlow (Reuniting the Family – Getting Tracey) | Maak vraag |
| Yeah, without sucking on your piddle stick. | GTA V · Jimmy (Reuniting the Family – Getting Tracey) | Maak vraag |
| No, what you gotta get is my daughter whatever she wants. | GTA V · Michael (Reuniting the Family – Getting Tracey) | Maak vraag |
| Oh, no, that's my... that's my signature, my ponytail. Now I gotta get extensions. | GTA V · Lazlow (Reuniting the Family – Getting Tracey) | Maak vraag |
| - When I get nervous, I evacuate my bowels. It's seeping out. - Look, we can work this out... like men, you know, if you catch my drift. - You fuckin' asshole, I'm a celebrity. - What are you doing? | GTA V · Lazlow (Reuniting the Family – Getting Tracey) | Maak vraag |
| Oh yeah, I'll get you a mirror, smash you over the head with it. | GTA V · Michael (Reuniting the Family – Getting Tracey) | Maak vraag |
| Have you got, like, a camera phone or a mirror I could see? | GTA V · Lazlow (Reuniting the Family – Getting Tracey) | Maak vraag |
| - How 'bout I draw those three little pubic hairs on here too? - Should I draw his three pubic hairs? | GTA V · Michael (Reuniting the Family – Getting Tracey) | Maak vraag |
| - Ahh, let me get to work. - Don't move! - Just relax, okay? - Now hold it! - Don't fucking squirm. - You move, and I will knock you into next week. | GTA V · Michael (Reuniting the Family – Getting Tracey) | Maak vraag |
| That looks purty! Here, let's get rid of this. | GTA V · Michael (Reuniting the Family – Getting Tracey) | Maak vraag |
| Ahh, you made me a pouty fuckin' hipster? Ah, oohh. | GTA V · Lazlow (Reuniting the Family – Getting Tracey) | Maak vraag |
| Owww! Are you poppin' a fuckin' tent over here? You fuckin' psycho. | GTA V · Lazlow (Reuniting the Family – Getting Tracey) | Maak vraag |
| Jim, you find the ink slinger, sit on him. Lazlow here's gonna have a little cosmetic work done. | GTA V · Michael (Reuniting the Family – Getting Tracey) | Maak vraag |
| Dude, that was entirely out of context, bro. | GTA V · Lazlow (Reuniting the Family – Getting Tracey) | Maak vraag |
| Yes, and if you could wear some black lipstick, the little guy loves the goth vibe. | GTA V · Lazlow (Reuniting the Family – Getting Tracey) | Maak vraag |
| So, you'll let me on the show if I blow you?! | GTA V · Tracey (Reuniting the Family – Getting Tracey) | Maak vraag |
| I'm looking for something... hip, that you know, says I'm capable of violence, but I'm awesome in the sack. | GTA V · Lazlow (Reuniting the Family – Getting Tracey) | Maak vraag |
| - Here's the tattoo shop. - I think they're in here. | GTA V · Jimmy (Reuniting the Family – Getting Tracey) | Maak vraag |
| Alright then, I think we should do what we can to help get her that gig. | GTA V · Michael (Reuniting the Family – Getting Tracey) | Maak vraag |
| I think it's an important first step in, like, the direction of okay, if you know what I mean. | GTA V · Jimmy (Reuniting the Family – Getting Tracey) | Maak vraag |
| Hey, let me ask you... Back there with your mom, that went okay, didn't it? | GTA V · Michael (Reuniting the Family – Getting Tracey) | Maak vraag |
| Well, maybe we oughta help her out with that. | GTA V · Michael (Reuniting the Family – Getting Tracey) | Maak vraag |
| Wait, wait, wait, but what about that sugar-caffeine-and-emulsified-pig-fat flavored beverage I want? | GTA V · Jimmy (Reuniting the Family – Getting Amanda) | Maak vraag |
| Alright, you know where your sister is, right? | GTA V · Michael (Reuniting the Family – Getting Amanda) | Maak vraag |
| Fine. Alright, you. Come on, get up, you idiot. | GTA V · Amanda (Reuniting the Family – Getting Amanda) | Maak vraag |
| Neutral ground. Dr. Friedlander's office. | GTA V · Amanda (Reuniting the Family – Getting Amanda) | Maak vraag |
| What he's trying to say, Mom, is that he's a pathetic, old, drunken mess and he needs you, and you can do a lot better than a prima donna yoga instructor with an anal fixation. | GTA V · Jimmy (Reuniting the Family – Getting Amanda) | Maak vraag |